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Old 08-13-2006, 04:02 AM
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Default Re: ACES NEVER WIN!!

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Enough with this game of Where's Waldo. What's the deal?

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The deal is that this hand is boring, he lost pocket change with aces, is pretending there's something exciting in this thread, and used some sort of secret voodoo program to replay the hand and change all the player names to whatever he thought clever.
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Old 08-13-2006, 04:05 AM
Spechel EDD Spechel EDD is offline
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Default Re: ACES NEVER WIN!!

DONKAMENTS

Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t50/t50
10 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
Hero: t101590
UTG+1: t15623
UTG+2: t50010
MP1: t18812
MP2: t27501
MP3: t13540
CO: t21295
Button: t13607
SB: t52768
BB: t23326

Pre-flop: (10 players) Hero is UTG with 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
3 folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to t4800</font>, 5 folds, <font color="#cc0000">CO raises to t9400</font>, Hero calls t6200 <font color="#aaaaaa">(pot was t14300)</font>.

Flop: 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t18900, 2 players)
CO checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets t11000</font>, <font color="#cc0000">CO calls all-in t10245</font>.
Uncalled bets: t755 returned to Hero.

Turn: J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (t39390, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t39390)


River: 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t39390, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t39390)


Results:
Final pot: t39390
<font color="#ffffff">Hero shows 7s 6s </font>
<font color="#ffffff">CO shows Ah Ad </font>

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No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t1000/t1000
9 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: t163636
UTG+1: t1372552
Hero: t283356
MP2: t225568
MP3: t226260
CO: t1033851
Button: t1014474
SB: t1495778
BB: t1240525

Pre-flop: (9 players) Hero is MP1 with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">BB raises to t102000</font>, 2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in t282356</font>, 3 folds, BB calls t180356 <font color="#aaaaaa">(pot was t384356)</font>.

Flop: 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t565712, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t565712)


Turn: 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (t565712, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t565712)


River: 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t565712, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t565712)


Results:
Final pot: t565712
<font color="#ffffff">BB shows Ad As </font>
<font color="#ffffff">Hero shows Ac Kc </font>
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Old 08-13-2006, 04:06 AM
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Default Re: ACES NEVER WIN!!

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Enough with this game of Where's Waldo. What's the deal?

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It's funny cause I'm not the one with aces. But, it wasn't really funny till the BBV police tried to bust my chops thinking I was bitching.
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Old 08-13-2006, 04:08 AM
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Default Re: ACES NEVER WIN!!

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Enough with this game of Where's Waldo. What's the deal?

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The deal is that this hand is boring, he lost pocket change with aces, is pretending there's something exciting in this thread, and used some sort of secret voodoo program to replay the hand and change all the player names to whatever he thought clever.

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Nice try.
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Old 08-13-2006, 04:24 AM
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Aces rule, you are a donk.

Party Poker 20/40 Hold'em (8 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, MP2 calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB 3-bets</font>, BB calls, MP2 calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, SB calls, BB calls, MP2 calls.

Flop: (16 SB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises</font>, MP2 folds, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, SB calls, BB calls.

Turn: (12.50 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, SB calls, BB calls.

River: (15.50 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, SB folds, BB calls.

Final Pot: 17.50 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
BB has Qh 8h (one pair, queens).
Hero has Ad Ac (one pair, aces).
Outcome: Hero wins 17.50 BB. </font>
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Old 08-13-2006, 04:26 AM
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Default Re: ACES NEVER WIN!!

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Aces rule, you are a donk.



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Pokergrader, read the thread.
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Old 08-13-2006, 04:36 AM
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Default Re: ACES NEVER WIN!!

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Aces rule, you are a donk.



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Pokergrader, read the thread.

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Since when was that a requirement in BBV?
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Old 08-13-2006, 04:37 AM
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Default Re: ACES NEVER WIN!!

5862 hands over the last week and a half or so (i don't play much because i work 50-60+ hours/week).

Aces 27 times.

Win 100%

You play aces badly...
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Old 08-13-2006, 04:40 AM
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Default Re: ACES NEVER WIN!!

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Aces rule, you are a donk.



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Pokergrader, read the thread.

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Since when was that a requirement in BBV?

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It's not. Unless you make a stupid donk comment.
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Old 08-13-2006, 04:41 AM
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Default Re: ACES NEVER WIN!!

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Aces rule, you are a donk.



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Pokergrader, read the thread.

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Since when was that a requirement in BBV?

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It's not. Unless you make a stupid donk comment.

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You want to plays heads up donk? I CHALLENGE YOU.
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