[censored] You, You stupid mother [censored]

[kstatefan10]

Drunk and "Taking a Shot at 200 NL"...Then this

PokerStars Game #3779431451: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2006/01/28 - 00:41:10 (ET)
Table 'Gacrux III' Seat #7 is the button
Seat 2: Bigticket213 ($97 in chips)
Seat 3: GGG89103 ($97.65 in chips)
Seat 4: BenLongwood ($979.55 in chips)
Seat 5: DaveAK ($413.10 in chips)
Seat 6: louisxiii99 ($230.35 in chips)
Seat 7: riverfuss ($270.70 in chips)
Seat 8: Hoffster ($69 in chips)
Seat 9: kstatefan10 ($53.75 in chips)
Hoffster: posts small blind $1
kstatefan10: posts big blind $2
TBuck19: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to kstatefan10 [Qh Qs]
Bigticket213: folds
GGG89103: folds
BenLongwood: raises $6 to $8
louisxiii99 said, "how Long BEN ?"
DaveAK: calls $8
louisxiii99: folds
riverfuss: raises $18 to $26
BenLongwood said, "while"
louisxiii99 said, "he's after PayBACK"
louisxiii99 said, "get yr finger outa yr As s"
louisxiii99 said, "zzzzzzzzzzz"
Hoffster: folds
kstatefan10: raises $27.75 to $53.75 and is all-in
louisxiii99 said, "OMG"
louisxiii99 said, "cmon BEN"
louisxiii99 said, "Just Do IT"
louisxiii99 said, "Do It"
BenLongwood: folds
DaveAK: folds
louisxiii99 said, "i cover u for $1"
louisxiii99 said, "****"
riverfuss: calls $27.75
*** FLOP *** [8h 8s 3s]
*** TURN *** [8h 8s 3s] [5s]
*** RIVER *** [8h 8s 3s 5s] [Th]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
kstatefan10: shows [Qh Qs] (two pair, Queens and Eights)
riverfuss: shows [8d 4h] (three of a kind, Eights)
riverfuss collected $121.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $124.50 | Rake $3
Board [8h 8s 3s 5s Th]
Seat 2: Bigticket213 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: GGG89103 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: BenLongwood folded before Flop
Seat 5: DaveAK folded before Flop
Seat 6: louisxiii99 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: riverfuss (button) showed [8d 4h] and won ($121.50) with three of a kind, Eights
Seat 8: Hoffster (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: kstatefan10 (big blind) showed [Qh Qs] and lost with two pair, Queens and Eights

[Firefly]

Well he tried to donate you $100. He just failed to.

[kstatefan10]

He failed bad [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]