Inspired by Toss Trip Report the REBIRTH!

[miami32]

Okay so peoples, I understand that you want the next installment. I have spoke with TT and he says that as long as everyone plays nice I can continue the thread.

What this thread will be is a continuation of the trip report. you can find the beginning part of the trip report here in this classic thread.

Disclaimer:This thread and future installments of the trip report will be about strippers/poker/sex/spending money on strippers/and 2+2 friends.

If you do not agree with I do I respect that. Please though for the sake of this thread keep it to yourself or just don't get into argument with everyone.

[Dexytp22]

Didn't get a chance to post in the other thread, so just saying that this was a great read. Keep it up man.

[MTUCache]

<--- Promising to be good.

Will read quietly and to myself.

[Assani Fisher]

Why did it even get locked? I just found it and read it all...nothing that bad was ever said. I would think commentary(even if it is not praise for OP or me) would be encouraged. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

[Yo Adrians!]

I must say, you have several of us in Wisconsin and Minnesota on the edge of our collective seat! Keep the story coming [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[bones]

Great TR. I figured I'd relate my brief experience with Crystal. After TheUsher finished 2nd in the PLHE event last summer, a bunch of us (mostly STTFers) went to Rhino to celebrate. Within 30 minutes of arriving, Unarmed brought a blonde girl with pigtails and pinkish hair over and insisted that I get a dance from her. Who am I to resist?

In short, she gives an awesome dance. Like prob in the top 10 lap dances I've received which, given my addiction, is a fairly large sample size. A few hours and many many drinks later, I decided to get a final dance from her before stumbling out to a cab. Before the dance, she asked if I knew her boyfriend, who also played poker. I asked his name and she just replied with "Robert", who I didn't know at the time. She also mentioned Assani, who I just recognized as a screen name. Anyway, in the middle of the 2nd song, I started getting really sick. I really didn't wanna puke on this girl while her [censored] were in my face, so I did what came natural. I bit the holy [censored] out of my lower lip. By the end of the song, I was not only very close to puking but swallowing like an ounce of blood per minute.

Finally, I couldn't hold it in any more. I asked her to move for a second, walked over to the coffee table and vomited into a small glass which once held the very Patron that caused this mess. I apologized to her profusely and shamefully left VIP and out into the 115 degree Vegas morning.

Anyway, she was definitely better looking in Rhino than in the pics shown in the previous thread.

[ShipitFMA]

Woo keep it going miami, very good reading indeed

hopefully no more stupid arguements which will lead to locking again

[kmak]

ship it, gotta hear how it ends.... you got married and live happily ever after?

[NLfool]

sweet I have a reason to wake up in the morning.

[pokerbratwurst]

Reading this TR I realize that I wasted my youth.