***SSNL LIFE THREAD NOV***

[scallop]

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Jay, are you like the good looking chick in that you only hang about with fat birds?

I mean its fine, to continue the metaphor, If I was out with some of my friends I might try and hook up with some of your friends, whilst you could hook up with my good looking friend.

Do guys do that ?
Isnt that SUPER gay ?

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No, and your metaphor is kinda confusing me. Are you an ugly friend? I think I must have just been stood by the ugliest mofos in the room for that photo, I was out with about 15 lads the rest of them fairly good/average looking. My brother was there aswell and he is much better looing than I (or so I gather/am told).

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Am I an ugly friend? I prefer to look at myself as having low standards... in reality my standards are quite high, but they are pretty badly affected by the sauce. It was more a reference to groups of girls which are like:

1 part fit: 3 parts munter. CLEARLY they do this on purpose (the hot ones that is) because it's not like thats the ratio in life... so I'm wondering if guys do that also. I'm sure they do.

[Jay Riall]

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1 part fit: 3 parts munter. CLEARLY they do this on purpose (the hot ones that is) because it's not like thats the ratio in life... so I'm wondering if guys do that also. I'm sure they do.

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Possibly. But its often the case that the good looking guys will have big egos so there cannot be too many of them in a group without clashes. Also girls are not normally 1 part fit : 3 part munter??? You must not go out in England much mate.

[stonescar]

I came across a pretty stupid website, describing "Real Sex laws". Among other stupid laws, they also claimed that:

"The only acceptable sexual position in Washington, D.C. is the missionary position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal."

Please please tell me this site is totally bogus, and there is no such law.

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Lolol, it also states that masturbation is punishable by decapitation in Indonesia. Wonder what kinds of "sources" they have...

[Worm75]

My gf tilts the living [censored] out of me....that is all

[Suigin406]

details worm??

aiy, just got a sub from a new place that opened up near me, potbelly, good stuff, not badly priced, but the subs are a bit small...oh well

[dirtylobster]

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My gf tilts the living [censored] out of me....that is all

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Are you sure you don't tilt the living [censored] out of her too? [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Worm75]

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My gf tilts the living [censored] out of me....that is all

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Are you sure you don't tilt the living [censored] out of her too? [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Probably a little bit of both, I'll give details later don't really have time to write up the drama that the last week has been for me while I'm at work.

[goofyballer]

This is the second day in a row I've overslept and woken up between 11:30am and 12:30pm. Stupid poker.

Fortunately it isn't really a big deal at work but I still feel like a degen.

[4_2_it]

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My gf tilts the living [censored] out of me....that is all

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Meh, wait until you are married. Tilt takes on a whole new form.

[Wolfram]

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This is the second day in a row I've overslept and woken up between 11:30am and 12:30pm. Stupid poker.

Fortunately it isn't really a big deal at work but I still feel like a degen.

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If you'd like to have a future at this company I'd be really careful if I was you about this sort of thing. Sure, they'll say it's fine, but you'll be known as the guy who's always showing up late and will get a bad image which can affect later prospects. In life as in poker, image is everything.