Afternoon Turbage

[metsandfinsfan]

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FPS makes the turbos better

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FPS confuses the village. Seers FPSing lose games for the village. That's why nobody like bobo anymore [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[antidan444]

I didn't turbovote todd d2. I waited. I had no idea whether val was full of crap or not. So in the end I stuck with todd. I don't see how I cost us anything.

[metsandfinsfan]

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I didn't turbovote todd d2. I waited. I had no idea whether val was full of crap or not. So in the end I stuck with todd. I don't see how I cost us anything.

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im talking about the last turbo dan. You voted chuck because he faked with a wolf the round before... and he was really the seer

i am not blaming you

i am blaming all the fps that villagers/seers do

if todd plays this game str8 we win

[ToddHoward]

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Traz,

I slowed down quite a bit. I was so disgusted with d1 when todd fake-seered as the seer and got a villager lynched.

Unless it's a must-lynch from now on I'm turbo-voting anyone who outs a wolf as a seer and the "wolf" turns up village.

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again. "Chucknorris" outed a "wolf" who turned up villager and you turbovoted him and it cost us the game

I hate FPS

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oh

also, not playing turbos with ScottHoward/Chuck Norris/mostsmooth/ToddHoward should also be standard

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please
i got two bad breaks
coin flip in the first game, and i had peeked val the night before his fake
if the other wolf fakes we win,mets doesnt do the odd move, we probably win.
blah

[chuckleslovakian]

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FPS makes the turbos better

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FPS confuses the village. Seers FPSing lose games for the village. That's why nobody like bobo anymore [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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Theres FPS and then there is retardation. I have fake seered as seer before, but I made sure that it led to a win.

[valenzuela]

nah because i wouldnt have fake seered if the were was a fake seer behind me

[antidan444]

OK. No hard feelings mets. These two turbos have gotten on my nerves though.

[Iron_Yuppie]

Ending write-up:

After tearing apart their own seer, traz and mets are approached by nich and val, who spin a sad tale of woe:

HAVING CONSULTED WITH MY COLLEAGUES AND BASED ON THE INFORMATION GATHERED FROM THE NIGERIAN CHAMBERS OF COMMERCE AND INDUSTRY, I HAVE THE PRIVILEGE TO REQUEST FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE TO TRANSFER THE SUM OF $47,500,000.00 (FORTY SEVEN MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) INTO YOUR ACCOUNTS. THE ABOVE SUM RESULTED FROM AN OVER-INVOICED CONTRACT, EXECUTED COMMISSIONED AND PAID FOR ABOUT FIVE YEARS (5) AGO BY A FOREIGN CONTRACTOR. THIS ACTION WAS HOWEVER INTENTIONAL AND SINCE THEN THE FUND HAS BEEN IN A SUSPENSE ACCOUNT AT THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA APEX BANK.

WE ARE NOW READY TO TRANSFER THE FUND OVERSEAS AND THAT IS WHERE YOU COME IN. IT IS IMPORTANT TO INFORM YOU THAT AS CIVIL SERVANTS, WE ARE FORBIDDEN TO OPERATE A FOREIGN ACCOUNT; THAT IS WHY WE REQUIRE YOUR ASSISTANCE. THE TOTAL SUM WILL BE SHARED AS FOLLOWS: 70% FOR US, 25% FOR YOU AND 5% FOR LOCAL AND INTERNATIONAL EXPENSES INCIDENT TO THE TRANSFER.

THE TRANSFER IS RISK FREE ON BOTH SIDES. I AM AN ACCOUNTANT WITH THE NIGERIAN NATIONAL PETROLEUM CORPORATION (NNPC). IF YOU FIND THIS PROPOSAL ACCEPTABLE, WE SHALL REQUIRE THE FOLLOWING DOCUMENTS:

(A) YOUR BANKER'S NAME, TELEPHONE, ACCOUNT AND FAX NUMBERS.

(B) YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS -- FOR CONFIDENTIALITY AND EASY COMMUNICATION.

(C) YOUR LETTER-HEADED PAPER STAMPED AND SIGNED.

ALTERNATIVELY WE WILL FURNISH YOU WITH THE TEXT OF WHAT TO TYPE INTO YOUR LETTER-HEADED PAPER, ALONG WITH A BREAKDOWN EXPLAINING, COMPREHENSIVELY WHAT WE REQUIRE OF YOU. THE BUSINESS WILL TAKE US THIRTY (30) WORKING DAYS TO ACCOMPLISH.

As traz and mets turn to rush home for their banking information, val and nich crush the back of their skulls in. What little brain matter was there is reduced to pulp.

WOLVES WIN!!

[ToddHoward]

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I didn't turbovote todd d2. I waited. I had no idea whether val was full of crap or not. So in the end I stuck with todd. I don't see how I cost us anything.

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im talking about the last turbo dan. You voted chuck because he faked with a wolf the round before... and he was really the seer

i am not blaming you

i am blaming all the fps that villagers/seers do

if todd plays this game str8 we win

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not necessarily
if i play it straight, we lynch val and have no living villagers
hardly a guaranteed win

[antidan444]

Nich rulz. Village FPS sucks. Peace.