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Old 12-12-2006, 03:14 PM
69sofine 69sofine is offline
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Default Re: OFFICIAL SPECIAL DAVID SKLANSKY FORUM THEME SONG COMPETITION

Perfect Gentlemen - Wyclef Jean
someone do it
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Old 12-12-2006, 03:32 PM
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Just when I thought evenkeal was going to accept his kudos graciously...
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Old 12-12-2006, 07:04 PM
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sung to the tune of billy jean of course
-----

she was more like a beauty queen from the poker scene
i said i dont mind but what do you mean im the one
who will bang runaways from myspace
she said i am the one who will bang runaways from myspace

OW

she told me her name was stripper jean as she caused a scene
then pedophile forum goons dreamed of being the one
who will bang runaways from myspace

people always told me be careful what you do
dont run around breaking young girls hymens
at the trial her mother told me be careful who you pound
my girls a runaway on the milk but now shes found

yeeeaah


chorus

stripper jean is not my lover
i like the girls that were born in the nineties
yeah i am david sklansky

for two plus two and four months
she was by my side
then the cops came and what a shame
my schemes and plans
yeah we banged on my floor on the ground
so take my strong advice my IQ is 165
(165! 165! ooh!)

she told her mother she lived with me
and we got freaky
then here i posted
filled with pride
el. d ripped me wide
but i banged runaways from myspace

chorus

stripper jean is not my lover
i like the girls that were born in the nineties
yeah i am david sklansky
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Old 12-12-2006, 07:26 PM
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vv good.
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Old 12-12-2006, 07:30 PM
Sk00l4m3nts Sk00l4m3nts is offline
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[ QUOTE ]
sung to the tune of billy jean of course
-----

she was more like a beauty queen from the poker scene
i said i dont mind but what do you mean im the one
who will bang runaways from myspace
she said i am the one who will bang runaways from myspace

OW

she told me her name was stripper jean as she caused a scene
then pedophile forum goons dreamed of being the one
who will bang runaways from myspace

people always told me be careful what you do
dont run around breaking young girls hymens
at the trial her mother told me be careful who you pound
my girls a runaway on the milk but now shes found

yeeeaah


chorus

stripper jean is not my lover
i like the girls that were born in the nineties
yeah i am david sklansky

for two plus two and four months
she was by my side
then the cops came and what a shame
my schemes and plans
yeah we banged on my floor on the ground
so take my strong advice my IQ is 165
(165! 165! ooh!)

she told her mother she lived with me
and we got freaky
then here i posted
filled with pride
el. d ripped me wide
but i banged runaways from myspace

chorus

stripper jean is not my lover
i like the girls that were born in the nineties
yeah i am david sklansky

[/ QUOTE ]
Very nice.
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Old 11-16-2007, 02:28 PM
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[ QUOTE ]
Winner gets something I haven't figured out yet BUT IT'S GOING TO BE GOOD

[/ QUOTE ]

Is this contest still open? Lots of AP stuff now.

<font color="white"> Lori</font>
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Old 11-16-2007, 02:33 PM
Gullanian Gullanian is offline
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Kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
oh lord, kumbyah

slanskys posting again, kumbyah
slanskys posting again, kumbyah
slanskys posting again, kumbyah
oh lord, kumbyah

Kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
oh lord, kumbyah

wide blanket acusations of asperges suffering, kumbyah
wide blanket acusations of asperges suffering, kumbyah
wide blanket acusations of asperges suffering, kumbyah
oh lord, kumbyah

Kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
oh lord, kumbyah

slanskys wants to clarify his position on AP again, kumbyah
slanskys wants to clarify his position on AP again, kumbyah
slanskys wants to clarify his position on AP again, kumbyah
oh lord, kumbyah


Kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
oh lord, kumbyah
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Old 11-16-2007, 09:43 PM
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Default Re: OFFICIAL SPECIAL DAVID SKLANSKY FORUM THEME SONG COMPETITION

[ QUOTE ]
Kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
oh lord, kumbyah

slanskys posting again, kumbyah
slanskys posting again, kumbyah
slanskys posting again, kumbyah
oh lord, kumbyah

Kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
oh lord, kumbyah

wide blanket acusations of asperges suffering, kumbyah
wide blanket acusations of asperges suffering, kumbyah
wide blanket acusations of asperges suffering, kumbyah
oh lord, kumbyah

Kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
oh lord, kumbyah

slanskys wants to clarify his position on AP again, kumbyah
slanskys wants to clarify his position on AP again, kumbyah
slanskys wants to clarify his position on AP again, kumbyah
oh lord, kumbyah


Kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
oh lord, kumbyah

[/ QUOTE ]

[x] I lol'd


[img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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Old 11-16-2007, 10:37 PM
MarvinMartian MarvinMartian is offline
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Default Re: OFFICIAL SPECIAL DAVID SKLANSKY FORUM THEME SONG COMPETITION

Sklanksy idiot parody to "Green day - American Idiot"

Don't want to be a Sklansky loving idiot.
Don't want poker players listening to that maniac
And did you read his thread with +EV AT AP?
Of course you did, he made 216.

Welcome to an old kind of thinking.
He's smarter than us because he's over 17.
Where everybody needs clarrification on what he says.
AP dreams of tomorrow.
Sklansky expects us just to follow.
And that's enough 2+2.

Well maybe I'm a [censored] Australian.
I'm not a part of a profit agenda.
Now everybody do the propaganda.
And sing along to the age of non-discosure.

Listen to his points, they're logical.
Problem is they not even chronological.
He'll just simplify it for you okay?
Is it for us a hard pill to swallow?
Or is it that his values are hollow?
What did he even contribute?

Why'd Mason take the muzzle off that idiot?
Makes you wonder who is greedier.
Delete this post sklansky I dare ya.
Not like this post will get very far.

Something that Sklansky does condone
Is everybody has aspergers syndrome
His flawed presumptions are to blame
Sklansky dreams of tomorrow.
10 new threads we will all follow
For that's enough to argue.

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Old 11-16-2007, 11:32 PM
MarvinMartian MarvinMartian is offline
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Default Re: OFFICIAL SPECIAL DAVID SKLANSKY FORUM THEME SONG COMPETITION

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
oh lord, kumbyah

slanskys posting again, kumbyah
slanskys posting again, kumbyah
slanskys posting again, kumbyah
oh lord, kumbyah

Kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
oh lord, kumbyah

wide blanket acusations of asperges suffering, kumbyah
wide blanket acusations of asperges suffering, kumbyah
wide blanket acusations of asperges suffering, kumbyah
oh lord, kumbyah

Kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
oh lord, kumbyah

slanskys wants to clarify his position on AP again, kumbyah
slanskys wants to clarify his position on AP again, kumbyah
slanskys wants to clarify his position on AP again, kumbyah
oh lord, kumbyah


Kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
kumbyah my lord, kumbyah
oh lord, kumbyah

[/ QUOTE ]

[x] I lol'd


[img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ]

I love the choice of this song because its so repetitive like sklanskys posting. You did this intentionally, obviously.
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