More fun at the tables call me "donkey slayaaa"

[steve the donk]

($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/08/26 - 04:30:39 (ET)
6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: Vienna Bundy ($28.75 in chips)
Seat 3: IUSteve 10 ($128.60 in chips)
Seat 4: mrpowrevrggfbger59 ($35.85 in chips)
Seat 5: cap.vdfvdf dvf($21.75 in chips)
Seat 6: this is th edonk who donates($38.10 in chips)
Viefvdfvgbnna Busdcndy: posts small blind $0.25
IUSteve 10: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to IUSteve 10 [Ad Qh]
mrpower59: folds
cap. marb: folds
WHEELIEPIMP9: raises $0.50 to $1
Vienna Bundy: folds
IUSteve 10: calls $0.50
*** FLOP *** [Qs 5d As]
IUSteve 10: checks
WHEELIEPIMP9: checks
*** TURN *** [Qs 5d As] [Ac]
IUSteve 10: checks
WHEELIEPIMP9: checks
*** RIVER *** [Qs 5d As Ac] [5s]
IUSteve 10: bets $127.60 and is all-in
WHEELIEPIMP9: calls $37.10 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
IUSteve 10: shows [Ad Qh] (a full house, Aces full of Queens)
WHEELIEPIMP9: mucks hand
IUSteve 10 collected $74.45 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $76.45 | Rake $2
Board [Qs 5d As Ac 5s]
Seat 1: Vienna Bundy (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: IUSteve 10 (big blind) showed [Ad Qh] and won ($74.45) with a full house, Aces full of Queens
Seat 4: mrpower59 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: cap. marb folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: OMGIMADONKHEresmy$$$ (button) mucked [9s Ks]

These next 2 hands were back to back, i was talkin ish to the whole table and ive shoved about 5 times the last 30 hands so not much respect but i hated everyone at the table and so here it is

PokerStars Game : Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2007/08/26 - 01:29:49 (ET)
Table 'Griseldis' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: PQdcwdcH1 ($20.10 in chips)
Seat 2: Jazzy3cwcdcw33 ($25.35 in chips)
Seat 3: caseyyballs ($7.50 in chips)
Seat 4: volcummin03 ($41.90 in chips)
Seat 5: M.I.B. 1128 ($18.65 in chips)
Seat 6: IUSteve 10 ($41.30 in chips)
IUSteve 10: posts small blind $0.10
PQH1: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to IUSteve 10 [Kc Kd]
xxxxxxxxxx: folds
x: folds
xxxxxxxx: calls $0.25
IUSteve 10: raises $1.75 to $2
xxxxxxx: calls $1.75
xxxxxx: folds
M.B 1128: calls $1.75
*** FLOP *** [8c 9h 4h]
IUSteve 10: bets $7.75
xxxxxx: raises $10.35 to $18.10 and is all-in
IUSteve 10 said, "mb i will bust you"
xxxxx: calls $16.65 and is all-in
IUSteve 10: calls $10.35
*** TURN *** [8c 9h 4h] [Ad]
*** RIVER *** [8c 9h 4h Ad] [4s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
IUSteve 10: shows [Kc Kd] (two pair, Kings and Fours)
xxxxx: mucks hand
IUSteve 10 collected $2.75 from side pot
xxxx: shows [7h 6h] (a pair of Fours)
IUSteve 10 collected $53.45 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $59.10 Main pot $53.45. Side pot $2.75. | Rake $2.90
Board [8c 9h 4h Ad 4s]
Seat 1: Pxxxxx (big blind) mucked [9c 7c]
Seat 2: Jxx folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: xxxxx folded before Flop
Seat 4: xxxxx3 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: xxxxxxxxxx(button) showed [7h 6h] and lost with a pair of Fours
Seat 6: IUSteve 10 (small blind) showed [Kc Kd] and won ($56.20) with two pair, Kings and Fours


THIS IS A BEAUTIFUGL SLOWROOL BABY
PokerStars Game #1x: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2007/08/26 - 01:31:08 (ET)
Table 'Griseldis' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 2: xx ($25.35 in chips)
Seat 3: casexxn ($7.25 in chips)
Seat 4: vxxxxx03 ($41.90 in chips)
Seat 6: IUSteve 10 ($77.40 in chips)
Jazzy333: posts small blind $0.10
caseyyun: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to IUSteve 10 [Ts 8s]
volcom03 said, "hahaha"
volcom03 said, "wow"
volcom03: folds
PQH1 said, "luckays s s s biiiaatccchhhh"
PQH1 leaves the table
IUSteve 10 said, "fold to cash skee t to win"
IUSteve 10 said, "\"
M.B 1128 said, "blow me dh"
IUSteve 10: calls $0.25
Jazzy333: calls $0.15
caseyyun: raises $1 to $1.25
IUSteve 10: calls $1
Jazzy333: calls $1
*** FLOP *** [4d Jc 9s]
Jazzy333: checks
volcom03 said, "76 suited"
volcom03 said, "all in"
caseyyun: bets $1
IUSteve 10: calls $1
Jazzy333: folds
*** TURN *** [4d Jc 9s] [7c]
volcom03 said, "great move"
caseyyun: bets $5 and is all-in
IUSteve 10 said, "ty"
IUSteve 10 said, "what u got?"
M.B 1128 said, "once again blow me"
IUSteve 10 said, "....."
IUSteve 10: calls $5
*** RIVER *** [4d Jc 9s 7c] [9h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
caseyyun: shows [Qh Ks] (a pair of Nines)
IUSteve 10: shows [Ts 8s] (a straight, Seven to Jack)
IUSteve 10 collected $15 from pot
IUSteve 10 said, "lmao"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $15.75 | Rake $0.75
Board [4d Jc 9s 7c 9h]
Seat 2: Jazzy333 (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: caseyyun (big blind) showed [Qh Ks] and lost with a pair of Nines
Seat 4: volcom03 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: IUSteve 10 (button) showed [Ts 8s] and won ($15) with a straight, Seven to Jack

[PinkMartini]

Wow nice flop check on first hand and getting it in as an underdog in hand two.

[UTG-RAISE]

hand converter plz