Wiping my ass.

[piiop]

Use Wet Ones.

[shakingspear]

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Use Wet Ones.

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Exactly. Spit on the TP beforehand.

[raze]

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Pics of toilet paper please.

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^ I needed TP after reading this

[moondogg]

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Let's say my diet hasn't changed much in the past few years (it hasn't)... Is there something that would cause this change in my bowel movements? Does getting older have an effect? I'm 26 now.

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Of course. Once you get into your mid-20s your body starts falling apart. It will continue for the next 40 or 50 or 60 years or so, depending on how lucky you are.

Enjoy.

[marchron]

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Pessimist. I see this as an opportunity to find cool shapes on your toilet paper, much like clouds in the sky.

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We can call it the Rorschit test.

[dfwben]

also, trim the hair around your [censored] to avoid dingleberries.