ANNOUNCEMENT: CHILL OUT

[wdcbooks]

I am looking forward to the upcoming Johanssen/Portman movie opening next year. I am going to hold off on my final decision until then.

[Zurvan]

Kent Brockman reports on Channel Six.

Kent: We're just about to get our first pictures from inside the spacecraft with "average-forum-poster" Homer Simpson, and we'd like to
-- aah!
[Camera shows a close-up of an ant floating in front of the three POGgers]
Everyone: Aah!
Kent: Ladies and gentlemen, er, we've just lost the picture, but, uh, what we've seen speaks for itself. The POG forum has been taken over -- "conquered", if you will -- by a master race of little green men who love calculators and kindness. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive earth men or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain, there is no stopping them; we will all be nice, or suffer the consequences.
And I, for one, welcome our new friendly, sarcasm hating overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground calculator factories.
Marge: Mmm, don't worry, kids. I'm sure your father's all right.
Lisa: What are you basing that on, Mom?
[pause]
Marge: [with forced cheer] Who wants ginger snaps?
-- I do! Me too, please!,

"The Day the Mean Died"

[antidan444]

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And who's this, val/KM/aaronk/Jennfox/drzen/Shorty/amp?

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Seriously, no one can top that.

[kyro]

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And who's this, val/KM/aaronk/Jennfox/drzen/Shorty/amp?

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lollllllllllz

[FCBLComish]

Wow, where the hell have I been while all this was going on???

[MDoranD]

I leave for a bit and BANG, you guys flip out. The correct answer is for durron to ban everyone, let him make sign up threads for ww games, and then we laugh quietly to ourselves when noone signs up for them

[kyro]

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I leave for a bit and BANG, you guys flip out. The correct answer is for durron to ban everyone, let him make sign up threads for ww games, and then we laugh quietly to ourselves when noone signs up for them

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The majority of you are hotel residents. Some of you are thieves trying to break into hotel rooms. One of you is durron, who has the ability to prevent the thieves from breaking down your door by placing a chair (with wheels) against the door.

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[durron597]

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I leave for a bit and BANG, you guys flip out. The correct answer is for durron to ban everyone, let him make sign up threads for ww games, and then we laugh quietly to ourselves when noone signs up for them

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The majority of you are hotel residents. Some of you are thieves trying to break into hotel rooms. One of you is durron, who has the ability to prevent the thieves from breaking down your door by placing a chair (with wheels) against the door.

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my next hotel trip was at a Hilton in a good area in Maryland, and I didn't even lock the door (beyond default locking procedure)

[kyro]

Yeah but you left out the part where you slept with a shotgun under your pillow.

[metsandfinsfan]

stfu kyro and durron nobody cares about your gay Atlantic City Story