Never Trust Anyone

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Man, this thread has me really hankering for a handjob.

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Nath,

I will give you a handjob for the low low price of $30k.

pm me for details,

Dean

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pics please

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I'll go $5.67 but no pics.

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done.

edit: wait a minute, you're not REALLY reon.

2nd edit: do you look sufficiently female?

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My hand does.

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Look, I like to have the full experience. Can you at least talk dirty in a female voice while my eyes are closed?

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Do you like Kathleen Turner movies?

[Assani Fisher]

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lol...this thread remind me of my friend names Lubert. Lubert get a job at 711. One day a man walk in and say "hey lubert, give me slurpee" so lubert make him teh slurpee. Then the guy drink it and spit it out and say yuck. Lubert say, "what is wrong?" and the man say "hey Lubert, i wanted a slurpee and you give me sorbert" so Lubert start crying.

About a week later the same man come into teh 711 and say "hey Lubert, I talk to you boss and tell him you screw up and make me a sorbert when i want a slurpee. But I can make the problem better if you give me free slurpee for the rest of you life." so now lubert is really crying because she thought she give him a slurpee the first time and they dont even have sorberts there.

So Lubert yell to everyone in the store "hey everyone, this guy is trying to get free slurpees and is taking advantages of me" so the guy just look around and shrug and say "I just want a slurpee, i do nothing worng...Lubert is crazy" So the guy leave.

Another customer come up to Lubert and say "is you OK?" and Lubert smile. Two week later he was giving Lubert teh juice...lo;l

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i feel dumber for having read this post

[nath]

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Man, this thread has me really hankering for a handjob.

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Nath,

I will give you a handjob for the low low price of $30k.

pm me for details,

Dean

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pics please

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I'll go $5.67 but no pics.

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done.

edit: wait a minute, you're not REALLY reon.

2nd edit: do you look sufficiently female?

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My hand does.

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Look, I like to have the full experience. Can you at least talk dirty in a female voice while my eyes are closed?

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Do you like Kathleen Turner movies?

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"Romancing the Stone" Kathleen Turner or "Chandler's Transsexual Dad on 'Friends'" Kathleen Turner?

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lol...this thread remind me of my friend names Lubert. Lubert get a job at 711. One day a man walk in and say "hey lubert, give me slurpee" so lubert make him teh slurpee. Then the guy drink it and spit it out and say yuck. Lubert say, "what is wrong?" and the man say "hey Lubert, i wanted a slurpee and you give me sorbert" so Lubert start crying.

About a week later the same man come into teh 711 and say "hey Lubert, I talk to you boss and tell him you screw up and make me a sorbert when i want a slurpee. But I can make the problem better if you give me free slurpee for the rest of you life." so now lubert is really crying because she thought she give him a slurpee the first time and they dont even have sorberts there.

So Lubert yell to everyone in the store "hey everyone, this guy is trying to get free slurpees and is taking advantages of me" so the guy just look around and shrug and say "I just want a slurpee, i do nothing worng...Lubert is crazy" So the guy leave.

Another customer come up to Lubert and say "is you OK?" and Lubert smile. Two week later he was giving Lubert teh juice...lo;l

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i feel dumber for having read this post

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I don't even get the punchline.

[TheRover]

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twice now people have "called shots" succesfully, saying that the thread was about to get better. cornell fiji, then yvesaint. weird, inside info, or hoax.

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i get the impression that the blogspot comments are the true hoax and that this is all real. i have no idea why any of these guys would want to destroy their reputations like this, just to make a prank. it also seems ridiculous for captain tom to agree to all of this and it would be extremely wrong for brandi to make up that whole story without his permission.

therefore, i deem this to all be sadly, very real.

edit: obviously the TF impersonation by CF isnt.

2nd edit: to clarify, the blogspot comments could have easily been faked.

[THEOSU]

Newhizzle,

I cannot believe that this hasn't been asked yet in this thread (Im sure it's been asked in BBV about 18000 times)...


How much did you lose?

Dids4Mod
Ban Cornell Fiji and that other guy
Free Dan Bright
lol donkaments
buttsecks for satellites.

[HOWMANY]

I'm so glad I'm keeping up with this thread. If I'd played poker and tried to win money like a sucker I'd still be back on page 29. Sure I might have a couple thousand dollars more than I did earlier today, but I would have missed some important stuff, including the gimmick Tom that Dids is deleting.

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Does anyone else think that those blog comments could be easily faked?