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Old 07-13-2005, 06:23 PM
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funniest thread ive ever read in my life.
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Old 07-30-2005, 01:16 AM
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omfg, i just read this after seeing it in the digest, excellent work on that, this guy is constantly harresing me and i [censored] with him a little bit but never this funny... Nick B. use a fake AIM account to mess with him a while ago too, I'd be shocked if this guy has EVER gotten money, but he mustve if he keeps doing it.
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Old 07-30-2005, 01:22 AM
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These guys do get money. I know someone that sent 50 bucks or so to one of them once. For a 13 year old kid (my estimated age of the offender) that's a lot of money!
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Old 07-30-2005, 01:43 PM
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You have my permission to recreate the story.

[/ QUOTE ]

Not the same guy, but a similar situation...

FullTiltPoker Game #169565151: Table Apple - $0.10/$0.25 - No Limit Hold'em
<font color="green">lil ash (Observer): IM ASKING FOR 500
lil ash (Observer): NO SCAM</font>
martytex: ok lol
MustBeMistaken: 5 here, 5 at the next tbl, 5 over there...it adds up
Veritech Jedi: If you are typing in all caps.....ITS A SCAM!
MustBeMistaken: scam
gatoraz: how in the hell can you borrow
<font color="green">lil ash (Observer): NO IM SERIOUS
lil ash (Observer): hello</font>
martytex: get lost u junkie
<font color="green">lil ash (Observer): ill double it then pay you back</font>
<font color="red">metrognome7: Man, the last guy that loaned me money... made me eat a 1/4 pound of my own poop when i couldn't pay him back</font>
MustBeMistaken: lol
Veritech Jedi: you aren't getting any money here.....go somewhere else
<font color="red">metrognome7: so i stabbed him
metrognome7: he'd alive, just can't walk</font>
martytex: lol
gavinz1970: lol
<font color="red">metrognome7: don't borrow money, dude: you'll be forced to eat sh*t and then stab someone
metrognome7: SH*T AND STAB, BRO.
metrognome7: i think he's gone now.</font>



All credit to the original poster - I literally in tears when I first read the story.

Adam
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Old 07-30-2005, 01:56 PM
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skinsftbl: so dude, don't play today. You might eat poop and stab a dude

That made me cry I laughed so hard.
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Old 07-30-2005, 01:57 PM
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[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
You have my permission to recreate the story.

[/ QUOTE ]

Not the same guy, but a similar situation...

FullTiltPoker Game #169565151: Table Apple - $0.10/$0.25 - No Limit Hold'em
<font color="green">lil ash (Observer): IM ASKING FOR 500
lil ash (Observer): NO SCAM</font>
martytex: ok lol
MustBeMistaken: 5 here, 5 at the next tbl, 5 over there...it adds up
Veritech Jedi: If you are typing in all caps.....ITS A SCAM!
MustBeMistaken: scam
gatoraz: how in the hell can you borrow
<font color="green">lil ash (Observer): NO IM SERIOUS
lil ash (Observer): hello</font>
martytex: get lost u junkie
<font color="green">lil ash (Observer): ill double it then pay you back</font>
<font color="red">metrognome7: Man, the last guy that loaned me money... made me eat a 1/4 pound of my own poop when i couldn't pay him back</font>
MustBeMistaken: lol
Veritech Jedi: you aren't getting any money here.....go somewhere else
<font color="red">metrognome7: so i stabbed him
metrognome7: he'd alive, just can't walk</font>
martytex: lol
gavinz1970: lol
<font color="red">metrognome7: don't borrow money, dude: you'll be forced to eat sh*t and then stab someone
metrognome7: SH*T AND STAB, BRO.
metrognome7: i think he's gone now.</font>



All credit to the original poster - I literally in tears when I first read the story.

Adam

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Nice work. Try reeling him in a little first, so he really thinks you might pay him.

But yeah, I hope this catches on.
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Old 07-30-2005, 02:32 PM
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lol....i really aint got much to say besides that.
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Old 07-30-2005, 02:44 PM
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I think "1/2 lb of my own poop" should be the new 'sup bro'
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Old 12-31-2005, 10:29 AM
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lol....i really aint got much to say besides that.

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Old 12-31-2005, 10:55 AM
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Very funny, nice job.
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