You're on death row and the warden approaches you...

[Warik]

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You can have whatever you want, for one reason or another they have access to anything you want. Choose your final meal...

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A signed Presidential pardon.

and a diet coke.

[Nick B.]

http://archiveserver.twoplustwo.com/show...rt=all&vc=1

[nation]

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You can have whatever you want, for one reason or another they have access to anything you want. Choose your final meal...

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A signed Presidential pardon.

and a diet coke.

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So you would eat the pardon? What would that accomplish? It doesn't even taste good.

[Warik]

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So you would eat the pardon? What would that accomplish? It doesn't even taste good.

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No... I would drink the diet coke and say I'm full.

Then go to the finest steakhouse within 100 miles after using my signed Presidential pardon to get released.

[Dids]

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1. Outback Cheese Fries
2. Applebees Boneless Buffalo Hot Wings
3. Pizza Hut Stuffed Crust Pepperoni Lovers Pizza
4. Cheesecake Factory Cheesecake
5. 2 2 Liters of Diet Dr. Pepper

Im sure this would change 10 times, but off the top of my head, this is what im running with.

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Before you commit whatever crimes land you on death row, I'd suggest upgrading your taste beyond "food I could find in a strip mall"

[icepick]

Good Lord do you people aim low.

Gimme some Kobe beef and a lobster tail. And a few sniffers of Louie XIII.

[who_knows]

2 tuna fish sandwiches, some wheat thins, and a can of tomato soup.

[bwana devil]

1 box of Lucky Charms
1 gallon 2% milk

2 cigarettes non specific brand
1 lighter

bwana

[dlk9s]

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1. Outback Cheese Fries
2. Applebees Boneless Buffalo Hot Wings
3. Pizza Hut Stuffed Crust Pepperoni Lovers Pizza
4. Cheesecake Factory Cheesecake
5. 2 2 Liters of Diet Dr. Pepper

Im sure this would change 10 times, but off the top of my head, this is what im running with.

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You are a culinary savant.

[miajag]

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1. Outback Cheese Fries
2. Applebees Boneless Buffalo Hot Wings
3. Pizza Hut Stuffed Crust Pepperoni Lovers Pizza
4. Cheesecake Factory Cheesecake
5. 2 2 Liters of Diet Dr. Pepper


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I don't know why everyone is hating on this so much, it sounds like a pretty awesome last meal to me. Except replace the diet Dr Pepper with Cherry Coke.