brag/beat: new gf is a total nympho - Page 3

mmbt0ne · #21 10-08-2007, 02:16 PM

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way more sex than I can handle

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variance: shes my friends ex

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she was at my place hangin with my roommate

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Yeah, she was "hangin" alright.

Horacewinsagain · #22 10-08-2007, 02:28 PM

this isnt a very good beat.

diebitter · #23 10-08-2007, 03:12 PM

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yes bbv4l there is such a thing as terrible sex and you know it

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Only if it's got teeth, bruv.

Georgia Avenue · #24 10-08-2007, 03:13 PM

stop hating this is a solid brag.

the only beat is taking a long time imo.

its_just_me · #25 10-08-2007, 03:52 PM

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Only 7 times since Friday?
Not even close to avrg.
Congrats on the action, tho.

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fyp

AceCR9 · #26 10-08-2007, 04:08 PM

congrats, you got teh herp

Bingo_Boy · #27 10-08-2007, 04:45 PM

This thread makes me sad. I hope it turns green and drops off.

TalkingDonkey · #28 10-08-2007, 04:50 PM

this will be a brag for about 2 more days

at which point it will become a titanic beat and even seeing her name on call ID will put you on lifetilt

THEOSU · #29 10-08-2007, 04:51 PM

7 times in 3 days is a definite beat.

i'm too old for that action. i mean, i'll brag about, i dunno, 3 days consecutively once each. but 7? hayooge beat.

hoyasaxa · #30 10-08-2007, 05:07 PM

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way more sex than I can handle

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variance: shes my friends ex

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she was at my place hangin with my roommate

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Yeah, she was "hangin" alright.

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this is actually a hilarious story. she meets my roommate at a party, and she wants to come back to my place thinking ill be here. my roommate thinks hes hooking up with her, and procedes to be a sketchball on the couch. finally i show up, and she literally comes running over. so funny, esp. if u know my roommate (he doesnt get much)