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#11
10-24-2006, 12:42 PM
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Re: Three jokes for the price of one
Yeah, the turtle one is good, especially since it is the only one I haven't heard. The other two were funny the first time I heard them though, so good selection of jokes.
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10-24-2006, 04:47 PM
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Re: Three jokes for the price of one
An man with autism works as a machinist in a factory. He is an incredible machinist but slightly dull and socially inept. Bored and lonely, he goes to the pet store to buy a companion.
He asks the pet store owner, "I dont have too much money to spend, do you have any talking parrots that arent too expensive?" The pet store owner replies, "I have this lorikeet who will talk if you file a tiny notch in the tip of his beak. Only, you have to be careful because if you file too much he wont be able to hold his water and he will die. In fact, why dont I do it for you here." The machinist replies "No, no, no I am very good with files I will do as you say and file the notch." "You sure?" replies the pet store owner. "Yes," the machinist assures him. So he buys the bird and takes it home. The next day the autistic machinist comes back to the pet store and the pet store owner asks, "How is the bird?" The machinist replies "Oh, he died." Surprised the pet store owner asks "Died? Did you file too large a notch?" The autistic machinist assures him "No, I dont know what happened. I did what you said, I meticulously filed ever so small a notch, but then when I took his head out of the vice, he was dead." -J
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10-24-2006, 05:06 PM
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Re: Three jokes for the price of one
The US accepted 2 afghani refugees into the US and they both went through an Americanization program for 2 years. After the program was over, the 2 men met to see how well they had adapted to the American culture.
First Refugee "Hey partner, how you doing? I am just sitting here eating my Big Mac, sippin' on a bud, and my son plays runningback for the Highschool team. What about you?" Second Refugee "[censored] YOU TOWELHEAD!!!"
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#14
10-24-2006, 05:07 PM
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Re: Three jokes for the price of one
JJ, that might have been the worst joke ever.
Turtle joke - goot.
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10-24-2006, 06:47 PM
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Re: Three jokes for the price of one
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JJ, that might have been the worst joke ever. [/ QUOTE ] Yeah seriously, that joke did suck. I guess if you are a machinist, it's [censored] hilarious, but to everyone else it's a completely absurd setup to a completely retarded punchline.
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10-24-2006, 07:22 PM
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Re: Three jokes for the price of one
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The turtle joke is lame at best. [/ QUOTE ] you have absolutely no sense of humor. none.
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