What's the funniest 1-liner you've heard after a hand?

[Dr_Doctr]

Just yesterday -

Playing a few tables on party. Been running horrible all day. I pick up AQo on one of the tables in the CO and raise a limper, BB who is pretty bad flat calls, limper folds. He has about 150BBs and I cover. Flop comes 8,Q,Q with two hearts. BB checks, I pot it, BB calls. Turn is a non-heart 2. BB checks, I pot it again, BB check/raises smallish, I shove, BB instacalls with 22.

I lose it and vent in chat which I rarely do tbh. I say 'Jesus [censored] christ you called my flop bet with 22. Man, party would tilt you'. The guy goes 'It's always coming on party.' - i.e. like I was whinging about someone else and he was knowingly agreeing with me. This really threw me and I had to quit. I'm not sure if he didn't realise I was berating him or he did it intentionally to put me on tilt but it worked. Saw the funny side afterwards though [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]