PLZ [CENSORED] DIE IF YOU ARE VILLAIN IN THESE

Slap My Jack · #1 01-18-2007, 01:54 AM

HOLY [censored] [censored] I CANNOT RUN GOOD EVER

Why do players like Colombo get to run [censored] hot and I get this [censored]?

If you are one of the villains in either of these hands you should:

1. Quit poker.

2. Die.

3. Die.

You are both worthless [censored] nits with single digit VPIP. You raise only 3-4% hands, and KK AND JJ AREN'T IN THAT RANGE WHAT THE [censored]?

YOU ARE SET MINING WITH KINGS WHAT THE [censored] IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU ARE ONE SICK MOTHER [censored]

I want to play you both HU for bankrolls. I think I'd win by just stealing you blinds for thousands of hands, because you can't wait for your aces or oversets to win HU, [censored].

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
8 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $19.40
Hero: $70.05
MP1: $21.90
MP2: $45
CO: $46.35
Button: $95.30
SB: $50.75
BB: $19.50

Pre-flop: (8 players) Hero is UTG+1 with 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG folds, Hero raises to $1.75, 3 folds, Button calls, 2 folds.

Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($4.25, 2 players)
Hero bets $4.25, Button calls.

Turn: 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($12.75, 2 players)
Hero bets $12.75, Button raises all-in $89.3, Hero calls all-in $51.3.
Uncalled bets: $25.25 returned to Button.

River: Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($140.85, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $140.85)

Results:
Final pot: $140.85
Button showed Kh Ks
Hero showed 2c 2h

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
8 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
Hero: $143.75
UTG+1: $259.30
MP1: $95.20
MP2: $47.75
CO: $198.70
Button: $98.50
SB: $95.85
BB: $130.40

Pre-flop: (8 players) Hero is UTG with 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
Hero raises to $3.5, UTG+1 calls, 6 folds.

Flop: 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($8.5, 2 players)
Hero bets $6, UTG+1 raises to $26, Hero raises all-in $140.25, UTG+1 calls.

Turn: 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($289, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $289)

River: 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($289, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $289)

Results:
Final pot: $289
Hero showed 7d 7s
UTG+1 showed Jh Js

I hate shortstacks too.

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $151.90
UTG+1: $321.80
CO: $219.80
Button: $118.70
Hero: $270.80
BB: $107.20

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG calls, UTG+1 folds, CO calls, Button folds, Hero raises to $10, BB raises to $25, 2 folds, Hero calls.

Flop: Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($54, 2 players)
Hero is all-in $245.8, BB calls all-in $82.2.
Uncalled bets: $163.6 returned to Hero.

Turn: J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($218.4, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $218.4)

River: T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($218.4, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $218.4)

Results:
Final pot: $218.4
Hero showed Ks Qs
BB showed Td Tc

MOVING UP TO WIN IT BACK NOT GOING AS PLANNED

samster · #2 01-18-2007, 01:55 AM

Just shortstack the 100/200 for your bankroll?

goofyballer · #3 01-18-2007, 01:59 AM

Run better, holla

ASPoker8 · #4 01-18-2007, 02:03 AM

I am villain. 10K fight yo?

steel108 · #5 01-18-2007, 02:04 AM

owned

Slap My Jack · #6 01-18-2007, 02:08 AM

[ QUOTE ]
I am villain. 10K fight yo?

[/ QUOTE ]

MEET ME AT THE MALL

ASPoker8 · #7 01-18-2007, 02:09 AM

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I am villain. 10K fight yo?

[/ QUOTE ]

MEET ME AT THE MALL

[/ QUOTE ]

meet me in the Trap
it's goin down
meet me in the mall
it's goin down
meet me in the club
it's goin down
anywhere you meet me guaranteed to go down

TheOneWizard · #8 01-18-2007, 02:46 AM

Here's a tip: bottom set against a set-miner who likes his hand is no good.

Slap My Jack · #9 01-18-2007, 02:52 AM

[ QUOTE ]
Here's a tip: bottom set against a set-miner who likes his hand is no good.

[/ QUOTE ]

Yes.

Also, found another hand from the villain in the JJ hand against someone else. He limped KK preflop, check/calls the flop, then he turns a set of kings and checkraises. What the hell? (Hand converter down.)

the machine · #10 01-18-2007, 04:02 AM

yeah full tilt sucks tonight. my last hand of the night

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $68.40
UTG+1: $122.40
Hero: $107.40
Button: $92.95
SB: $295.65
BB: $282.65

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is CO with 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG calls, UTG+1 raises to $4.5, Hero calls, Button folds, SB calls, BB calls, UTG calls.

Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($22.5, 5 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG checks, UTG+1 bets $10, Hero raises to $32, 3 folds, UTG+1 raises to $64, Hero raises all-in $102.9, UTG+1 calls.

Turn: T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($228.3, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $228.3)

River: Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($228.3, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $228.3)

Results:
Final pot: $228.3
UTG+1 showed Kd Kc
Hero showed 8d 8s

not to mention a 50/2 donkey putting me on mega tilt, just because hes a douche bag, not because of beating me. only hit me for one buyin off of a misread