Sex or Hospital?

[Georgia Avenue]

Late Saturday night I was hanging out with this chick (the one who raped me last month) and her cockblocking sister. We were making out on a big pile of mulch around the corner from the club and she started playfully pinching my stomach.

DAMN that really hurts I said, not really kidding. WTF this girl is the incredible hulk. We went back to making out but I still felt quesy. She kept saying she had to take her sister home...so we go back to the club, me feeling so bad I am like fk it, plz go home. But now she wants empanadas...we walk to adams morgan and go to a roadside place, but the smell of them makes me feel like puking on her...ruhroh, am I that drunk?
We get to her sisters car...then she wants to make out some more... I'm like physically forcing myself not to hurl in her mouth. "So we're going home?" she says...wtf is wrong with women, we could have been sexing by now if she'd left with me earlier, now I feel like crap. "Yeah haha call you soon..."

As soon as her car pulls away, I run to the bushes and start hurling. My buddy drives me home writhing... By 10am I've puked 5 times...by 11 I'm in so much pain I go to the hospital...Just got out.

Beat: Appendix Busto, Possibly fired
Brag: If I'd gone home with her would have puked during sex. CappyAA saw the chick and will hopefully attest to her incredible hispanic hottness.
Variance: Eating strawberry ice-cream and watching MTV3 today instead of working.