Long story short.....

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My friends have this game, when we get drunk. Betting a round of drinks, on who will yell the loudest "LONG STORY SHORT....." , we then make up a phrase for the person to say as he is walking out of the restroom. most recent that I can remember


"Loong story short.... I was poopin blood for a week."

"Long story short.....the shag carpet is now all one length".

etc...any ammo?