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Old 10-02-2007, 11:40 AM
AmadisSB AmadisSB is offline
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Default Re: How do I Tell a Girl that she Smells Bad?

Girls love poems?

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
You smell really bad,
Try using Shampoo.
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Old 10-02-2007, 11:44 AM
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Default Re: How do I Tell a Girl that she Smells Bad?

I watched a news report recently about people whose bodies naturally give off a really unpleasant odour. It has nothing to do with cleanliness -- the smell is actually coming from inside them. I can't remember the cause, exactly, but it has something to do with how their bodies digest and process food. They can reduce the smell by watching their diets, but the smell will always be there. It's not something that can be washed away or covered up with deodorant. There's very little they can do about it.

On the slim chance that this girl is one of these people, I'd strongly suggest not saying anything to her.
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Old 10-02-2007, 11:46 AM
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Default Re: How do I Tell a Girl that she Smells Bad?

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On the slim chance that this girl is one of these people, I'd strongly suggest not saying anything to her.


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Oh, great. So there goes my idea out the window. Thanks a lot, Hopey.
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Old 10-02-2007, 11:50 AM
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Default Re: How do I Tell a Girl that she Smells Bad?

Put a hit out on her. It's better than awkwardness imo
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Old 10-02-2007, 11:52 AM
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Default Re: How do I Tell a Girl that she Smells Bad?

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On the slim chance that this girl is one of these people, I'd strongly suggest not saying anything to her.


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Oh, great. So there goes my idea out the window. Thanks a lot, Hopey.

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Meh, odds are she just has poor hygiene. Stick with Plan A. If it goes awry, just supply free drinks all night for the chick you coaxed into talking to stinky.
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Old 10-02-2007, 11:58 AM
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Default Re: How do I Tell a Girl that she Smells Bad?

No offense, but you stink.

She can't be angry, you've said "no offense" after all.
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Old 10-02-2007, 11:59 AM
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Default Re: How do I Tell a Girl that she Smells Bad?

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On the slim chance that this girl is one of these people, I'd strongly suggest not saying anything to her.


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Oh, great. So there goes my idea out the window. Thanks a lot, Hopey.

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Meh, odds are she just has poor hygiene. Stick with Plan A. If it goes awry, just supply free drinks all night for the chick you coaxed into talking to stinky.

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I will TR and let you all know how badly it goes.
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Old 10-02-2007, 11:59 AM
xxThe_Lebowskixx xxThe_Lebowskixx is offline
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Default Re: How do I Tell a Girl that she Smells Bad?

"Slider... you stink".
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Old 10-02-2007, 12:14 PM
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Default Re: How do I Tell a Girl that she Smells Bad?

I honestly like the idea of getting some really drunk guy to tell her on a bet or something, if she takes it was bshit from a drunk guy she will still think about it and probarly go home smelling. You probably dont even need a trigger that big, women are usually really sensitive to this kind of [censored], if you plant a seed they can make the biggest plant out of it.
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Old 10-02-2007, 12:18 PM
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Default Re: How do I Tell a Girl that she Smells Bad?

if she finds out the bartender payed someone to do this, will definitly send her away for good. plus by including others, will make people think it's ok to talk about and probably make fun of her because of.

i say an anonymous note is the best route.
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