Cards and a Show

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($0.55)
Dealer: Hand #4307264973
Dealer: world cup italy has 5
seconds left to act
Dealer: Shmohawk has 15 seconds
left to act
Dealer: world cup italy shows [3d
Jc] a pair of Jacks
Dealer: world cup italy wins the pot
($0.30)
Dealer: Hand #4307272791
Dealer: yesohnowait has 15
seconds left to act
Dealer: moon666moon wins the pot
($0.70)
Dealer: Hand #4307281396
Dealer: gentlemanC-Town wins the
pot ($0.65)
Dealer: Hand #4307287323
Dealer: Shmohawk has 15 seconds
left to act
Dealer: Shmohawk wins the pot
($0.70)
System: The $26 Token Frenzy
($6+$0.50 NL Hold'em (Turbo)) will
be starting in 4 minutes.
Dealer: Hand #4307294985
Dealer: world cup italy has 5
seconds left to act
Dealer: JimmyWangYang wins the
pot ($0.20)
Dealer: Hand #4307298344
Dealer: world cup italy has 5
seconds left to act
Dealer: world cup italy shows [7h
2s] Jack Ten high
Dealer: world cup italy wins the pot
($0.20)
Dealer: Hand #4307303386
Dealer: 5 seconds left to act
world cup italy: 0
Dealer: Shmohawk has 15 seconds
left to act
Dealer: moon666moon has been
disconnected
Dealer: moon666moon has 15
seconds left to act
world cup italy: all in
Dealer: moon666moon has 90
seconds to reconnect
world cup italy: ALL IN
world cup italy: HURRY UP JERK
JimmyWangYang: italy sux
world cup italy: OK CHINK
JimmyWangYang: i am black
actually
world cup italy: OK HOMEY
JimmyWangYang: i am going to
mushtoom stamp ur daughter's
forehead
JimmyWangYang: then jizz on their
faces
JimmyWangYang: homes
Dealer: moon666moon has timed
out
Dealer: onepiece09 wins the pot
($0.85)
Dealer: Hand #4307333851
Dealer: Hand #4307335780
world cup italy: OK UGLY
Dealer: yesohnowait has 15
seconds left to act
JimmyWangYang: ok poor fuq
JimmyWangYang: 2 dollars?
JimmyWangYang: pathetic
Dealer: yesohnowait has 15
seconds left to act
JimmyWangYang: u suck in life
world cup italy: HAAAA
JimmyWangYang: u should just
shoot ur self
JimmyWangYang: how old are u
30?
Dealer: yesohnowait shows [7c Qc]
Dealer: onepiece09 shows [Jh Kh]
JimmyWangYang: spending 3
hours playing 10 nl?
Dealer: yesohnowait shows a full
house, Queens full of Sevens
Dealer: onepiece09 shows a flush,
King high
Dealer: yesohnowait wins the pot
($4.50) with a full house, Queens
full of Sevens
world cup italy: SOUNDS LIKE
YOU GOT PROBLEMS
Dealer: Hand #4307346298
Dealer: world cup italy shows [2h
8d] Eight Two high
Dealer: world cup italy wins the pot
($0.10)
Dealer: Hand #4307348417
JimmyWangYang: thats cuz i want
to superman ur daughter
Dealer: JimmyWangYang wins the
pot ($0.25)
Dealer: Hand #4307351724
JimmyWangYang: real nice
Dealer: world cup italy has 15
seconds left to act
JimmyWangYang: then jizz on an
poster of italy in world cup
Dealer: yesohnowait has 15
seconds left to act
Dealer: Shmohawk wins the pot
($0.55)
JimmyWangYang: awww no more
comments?
Dealer: Hand #4307359305
aheggem: wtf
Dealer: 5 seconds left to act
aheggem: I must've missed
something lol
world cup italy: JUST LAUGHING
AT YOU UGLY
Dealer: JimmyWangYang has 15
seconds left to act
Dealer: yesohnowait wins the pot
($0.75)
Dealer: Hand #4307368905
world cup italy: CANT WAIT TO
GETV YOUR CASH
Dealer: aheggem wins the pot
($0.10)
Dealer: Hand #4307371509
Dealer: world cup italy has 5
seconds left to act
world cup italy: ALL IN
JimmyWangYang: is that before or
after wipe the jizz off ur daughter?
Dealer: JimmyWangYang wins the
pot ($0.25)
Dealer: Hand #4307375165
Dealer: world cup italy has 5
seconds left to act
aheggem: wow, looks like I'll get
some entertainment with my cards
tonight
Dealer: yesohnowait has 15
seconds left to act
world cup italy: IM 15 I HAVE NO
KIDS
JimmyWangYang: ur daughter must
loooove ugly guys
Dealer: world cup italy has 15
seconds left to act
JimmyWangYang: heehee
Dealer: aheggem wins the pot
($0.25)
Dealer: Hand #4307381106
aheggem: 15 lol
JimmyWangYang: ur adopted
Dealer: world cup italy shows [Ad
2d] Ace King high
Dealer: world cup italy wins the pot
($0.30)
JimmyWangYang: u parents dun
love u
Dealer: Hand #4307385355
Dealer: yesohnowait wins the pot
($0.80)
Dealer: Hand #4307389657
world cup italy: YOUR DAD
PROBABLY LOVED YOU TOO
MUCH
JimmyWangYang: ur mom was
banged by a black man
JimmyWangYang: and its me
Dealer: JimmyWangYang wins the
pot ($0.20)
Dealer: Hand #4307392798
world cup italy: THEY ASLL UGLY
Dealer: world cup italy has 5
seconds left to act
Dealer: JimmyWangYang wins the
pot ($0.25)
Dealer: Hand #4307396412
Dealer: world cup italy has 5
seconds left to act
Dealer: world cup italy shows [Jd
Jc] a pair of Jacks
Dealer: world cup italy wins the pot
($0.85)
Dealer: Hand #4307401842
Dealer: Shmohawk has 15 seconds
left to act
world cup italy: ALL
PRETENDERS NO CONTENDERS
Dealer: Shmohawk has 15 seconds
left to act
JimmyWangYang: i cut ur mother
with a &$ $ # $# splitter
aheggem: ALL CAPS NO BRAINS
aheggem: rofllllllllll
JimmyWangYang: Rooffllllllll
hahaha
world cup italy: NOT FUMNNY
TRY AGAIN
Dealer: yesohnowait has 15
seconds left to act
Dealer: Shmohawk wins the pot
($1.30)
Dealer: Hand #4307412751
JimmyWangYang: srry i live in the
ghetto
JimmyWangYang: i am not used to
computers
Dealer: world cup italy shows [Ts
Th] a pair of Tens
Dealer: world cup italy wins the pot
($0.25)
Dealer: Hand #4307415897
aheggem: haha
JimmyWangYang: i actually robbed
this one
Dealer: world cup italy has 15
seconds left to act
JimmyWangYang: from italy's mom
JimmyWangYang: after i cut her
with a # @ @ ! $ % splitter
Dealer: JimmyWangYang has 15
seconds left to act
Dealer: aheggem wins the pot
($0.10)
Dealer: Hand #4307421235
System: The $24,000 Guarantee
($24+$2 NL Hold'em) will be
starting in 7 minutes.
world cup italy: COMPUTER TUFF
GUY
Dealer: yesohnowait wins the pot
($0.95)
Dealer: Hand #4307427740

[Hattifnatt]

[ ]great post

[SamuraiJon]

OP, if you are this good at the forums and posting HHs, you must really suck at life. Srsly.