Guys, now that we all have ukes

[Dids]

We can sit around in our racially mixed band and sing songs about how our dicks don't work.

[Labarde]

my dick don't worrrrrrk, it just makeees it huuuuuuurt

[KhalynYohrk]

Speak fro yroslf, what happens when the uke gets old, then you just talk about how yuor dicks dont work?

[Georgia Avenue]

Mine worrrkkkzzz. Update coming soon.


I just realized that in mine it looks like the uke is saying owch. NICE

[diebitter]

ukes4Lyfe

[PITTM]

OH MINES DICK WORKS ALRIGHT. PEDOWISE.

[Dids]

btw if yer not american you shouldn't post in this thread 'cause you prolly haven't seen the world's dumbest commercial which is a bunch of dudes sitting around in a barn playing VIVA VIAGRA on their ukes which are not ukes but should be ukes.

[Georgia Avenue]

I am merican but idk that tbh

[Dids]

GA,

yer not a very good merican if you didn't see that commercial 'cause it's been on hella tv and that's what we americans do.

You were probably out getting laid when you should have been watching TV. YOUR MISTAKE.

[kylephilly]

My dick dont work and I am a jerk
but the dids dont care about my pubic hair