Had a blood-boiling experience at Best Buy this morning...

[FocusedOne]

If you would read any of my responses you would see that I am far from "smug". I make one [censored] comment at the end and you think that sums my entire personality up - awesome sample size. You are the type that loses 2 races in 6 hands then starts a thread about how bad you're running and the RNG is rigged.

Also, who is in that picture?

1. It's not me.
2. If it's you, you are a [censored] tool for using that as your signature. You call me smug but you're a self-absorbed bag of douche.

And would anyone care to hear my theories on why lawyers get a bad rap? I realize a logical explanation will bother quite a few on here, but I'd be willing to spell it out for you.

[LetItBe]

Pretty sure that's TB Andy. I'll bite on your "logical theory" about getting a bad rap, at the very least it will provide a good laugh.

[DrewDevil]

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And would anyone care to hear my theories on why lawyers get a bad rap? I realize a logical explanation will bother quite a few on here, but I'd be willing to spell it out for you.

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I'm pretty sure I'd be fine if you didn't post any more.

[FocusedOne]

Sorry - not an option. I could teach you how to not open my threads, though.

[The Farside]

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when the simpsons came out, I took my 12 year old brother to see a matinee, we were in line for some popcorn, and running late for the movie (show started at 1, it was like 1:02). As we are standing in line this older fat lady brings up half a tub of popcorn, and says "I spilled half, please refill it wouldya" to one of the idiot monkey boys who just came from stupid class or something (they were typical pimply teenae kids, but they were just bumbling). I said "hey lady, there is a line here, you think Im standing here for my health?". I got dirty looks from this other old lady, a laugh from this 75 year old bald guy w/ a motor cycle helmet, and the lady wasnt happy. Was I in the wrong or not?

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You were correct.

I really hate the whole "I am a clumbsy [censored], give me stuff for free" approach.

Being a clumbsy [censored] myself, I take responsiblity when I drop something.

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Or eat it off the floor, I'm guessing.

[Phil153]

Wait, how do you get assault charges? You simply use your rapier wit to cuss him out until he attacks you, and then defend yourself with your XL arms.

[FocusedOne]

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Wait, how do you get assault charges? You simply use your rapier wit to cuss him out until he attacks you, and then defend yourself with your XL arms.

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I guess I'll explain it a third time. If I have any incident where I have to speak with the police I have to disclose it on the bar application as well as explain it in front of a Character and Fitness Review Board. I would have no chance at sitting for the bar if I have to tell them I had an altercation because some braindead assclown cut in line at Best Buy.

[Tony_P]

man i miss you guys

[LetItBe]

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Wait, how do you get assault charges? You simply use your rapier wit to cuss him out until he attacks you, and then defend yourself with your XL arms.

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I guess I'll explain it a third time. If I have any incident where I have to speak with the police I have to disclose it on the bar application as well as explain it in front of a Character and Fitness Review Board. I would have no chance at sitting for the bar if I have to tell them I had an altercation because some braindead assclown cut in line at Best Buy.

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WTF? This is retarded on so many levels.

[FocusedOne]

CLEARLY you don't practice law or have ANY experience with what I am talking about.

Please explain what is so "retarded" about this?