Beat: My good friend lives with nits

[Burdzthewurd]

...Who don't like to party the night before T-giving break

-He asked them about having a shindig, they said ok

He sends out this email:

Heres the deal. Tuesday November 21st 2006. idk 8 oclockish sound good? 57 XXXXXXXXXXXX
>
> PARTY
>
> If you need directions ask me, katie, mike, or pelland 'cause we do indeed
> all
> live here. (or you could just use the internet. see maps.google.com)
>
> I can garuntee there will be guitar hero. we could do bored games like
> cranium
> or whatever if yall digit.
>
> If you like root beer maybe i'll pick some of that up, but for the rest of ya
> i'll pick up some bottles and brewskis or whathaveyou.
>
> i know i don't have class wednesday but even if i did i like to skip school
> from
> time to time so if you need a ride the next day i could possibly provide that
> (if i get my wheels by then because i friggen better).
>
> if you're working that night, don't worry, parties are about people and i
> expect
> you to come after shift. plus i don't go to sleep until like 4am anyways.
> there's floor space to crash.
>
>
> i like people, especially after i've had a few beers in me, so imo the more
> the
> merrier just don't bring people who would put cheetos on someones white down
> comforter. if i forgot anyone i'm sorry i'm sure you're invited i just suck
> at
> the internet and email and facebook and myspace and aim and social
> interaction
> and all that [censored]. if my roomies have anything to add or if i've [censored] up
> somehow feel free to correct my retardocity.
>
> hope to see you there, well, here. it should be fun.


His roommate SENDS HIM AN EMAIL BACK INSTEAD OF WALKING INTO HIS ROOM AND TELLING HIM THIS (they are right next to each other in the house):


where to start....

I will not be driving anyone anywhere.

I'll be taking my guitar hero controler and ps2 to my room- thanks for asking me
if it was alright to volunteer it.

Open party. Good idea. Criminal offences won't cost us our jobs or anything.

No one will be sleeping in my room, nor will anyone be allowed to step foot in
it.

Tell your guests they use your bathroom, because they're not going to be using
mine.

Keep track of what they eat and replace anything I bought.


I'm not cleaning up any of the mess people make, and I don't expect to find one
because you're going to clean it up. I swear, if I have to pick up anything,
it'll end up in a very inconvinient place for you.

You're paying for everything. I refuse to chip in.

I have class at 9am, and have an important presentation that I have to be alert
for seeing as its 50% of my grade, so if noise prevents me from sleeping, I will
tell everyone to leave.

On that note, I don't know where you think they're all going to park, but I'm
going to be leaving for class at 8am and if anyone's car is in my way, I'll hit
it with a baseball bat and slash the tires.

-Dave


(BTW, they live in the middle of the woods far away from cops and other neighbors, so there is pretty much no threat of cops busting it up).

>

[Supwithbates]

variance:
who has classes at 9am on thanksgiving?

[edfurlong]

I only read your buddies email. It was really really gay. I stopped reading when I found out he was the "good guy".

[Monty Cantsin]

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(BTW, they live in the middle of the woods far away from cops and other neighbors, so there is pretty much no threat of cops finding Dave's body).

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/mc

[EMc]

your friend sounds like the nit here.

[IronDragon1]

[ QUOTE ]
...Who don't like to party the night before T-giving break

-He asked them about having a shindig, they said ok

He sends out this email:

Heres the deal. Tuesday November 21st 2006. idk 8 oclockish sound good? 57 XXXXXXXXXXXX
>
> PARTY
>
> If you need directions ask me, katie, mike, or pelland 'cause we do indeed
> all
> live here. (or you could just use the internet. see maps.google.com)
>
> I can garuntee there will be guitar hero. we could do bored games like
> cranium
> or whatever if yall digit.
>
> If you like root beer maybe i'll pick some of that up, but for the rest of ya
> i'll pick up some bottles and brewskis or whathaveyou.
>
> i know i don't have class wednesday but even if i did i like to skip school
> from
> time to time so if you need a ride the next day i could possibly provide that
> (if i get my wheels by then because i friggen better).
>
> if you're working that night, don't worry, parties are about people and i
> expect
> you to come after shift. plus i don't go to sleep until like 4am anyways.
> there's floor space to crash.
>
>
> i like people, especially after i've had a few beers in me, so imo the more
> the
> merrier just don't bring people who would put cheetos on someones white down
> comforter. if i forgot anyone i'm sorry i'm sure you're invited i just suck
> at
> the internet and email and facebook and myspace and aim and social
> interaction
> and all that [censored]. if my roomies have anything to add or if i've [censored] up
> somehow feel free to correct my retardocity.
>
> hope to see you there, well, here. it should be fun.


His roommate SENDS HIM AN EMAIL BACK INSTEAD OF WALKING INTO HIS ROOM AND TELLING HIM THIS (they are right next to each other in the house):


where to start....

I will not be driving anyone anywhere.

I'll be taking my guitar hero controler and ps2 to my room- thanks for asking me
if it was alright to volunteer it.

Open party. Good idea. Criminal offences won't cost us our jobs or anything.

No one will be sleeping in my room, nor will anyone be allowed to step foot in
it.

Tell your guests they use your bathroom, because they're not going to be using
mine.

Keep track of what they eat and replace anything I bought.


I'm not cleaning up any of the mess people make, and I don't expect to find one
because you're going to clean it up. I swear, if I have to pick up anything,
it'll end up in a very inconvinient place for you.

You're paying for everything. I refuse to chip in.

I have class at 9am, and have an important presentation that I have to be alert
for seeing as its 50% of my grade, so if noise prevents me from sleeping, I will
tell everyone to leave.

On that note, I don't know where you think they're all going to park, but I'm
going to be leaving for class at 8am and if anyone's car is in my way, I'll hit
it with a baseball bat and slash the tires.

-Dave


(BTW, they live in the middle of the woods far away from cops and other neighbors, so there is pretty much no threat of cops busting it up).

>

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Sounds happenin' <font color="white"> and it's still somehow many orders of magnitude more fun than anything I'll be doing for the foreseeable future...::sigh:: </font>

[paperjam]

i enjoyed, ty

[Burdzthewurd]

PS I don't consider Wednesday to be a class day, I've been fortunate enough never to have an idiot professor who expected to hold class that day.

[Dementia]

what a bitch

[The Stranger]

i have class wednesday before thanksgiving 4:30PM to 7PM