Somebody show me a hand played worse..

[Bahuny]

Don't think it gets any worse than this.

Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

Button ($396.00)
SB ($193.50)
BB ($198.00)
Hero ($396.50)
UTG+1 ($183.50)
MP1 ($124.50)
MP2 ($198.00)
MP3 ($40.00)
CO ($231.00)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $8</font>, UTG+1 calls $8, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP2 calls $8, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $34</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, Hero calls $26, UTG+1 calls $26, MP2 calls $26.

Flop: ($139) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
Hero checks, UTG+1 checks, MP2 checks, <font color="#CC3333">Button bets $109</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $362.5 (All-In)</font>, UTG+1 folds, MP2 folds, <font color="#CC3333">Button bets $362 (All-In)</font>.

Turn: ($863.50) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 2 all-in)</font>

River: ($863.50) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 2 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $863.50

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has As Ad (one pair, aces).
Button has Qh Jc (high card, king).
Outcome: Hero wins $863.50. </font>