Sex or Hospital?

[Georgia Avenue]

Late Saturday night I was hanging out with this chick (the one who raped me last month) and her cockblocking sister. We were making out on a big pile of mulch around the corner from the club and she started playfully pinching my stomach.

DAMN that really hurts I said, not really kidding. WTF this girl is the incredible hulk. We went back to making out but I still felt quesy. She kept saying she had to take her sister home...so we go back to the club, me feeling so bad I am like fk it, plz go home. But now she wants empanadas...we walk to adams morgan and go to a roadside place, but the smell of them makes me feel like puking on her...ruhroh, am I that drunk?
We get to her sisters car...then she wants to make out some more... I'm like physically forcing myself not to hurl in her mouth. "So we're going home?" she says...wtf is wrong with women, we could have been sexing by now if she'd left with me earlier, now I feel like crap. "Yeah haha call you soon..."

As soon as her car pulls away, I run to the bushes and start hurling. My buddy drives me home writhing... By 10am I've puked 5 times...by 11 I'm in so much pain I go to the hospital...Just got out.

Beat: Appendix Busto, Possibly fired
Brag: If I'd gone home with her would have puked during sex. CappyAA saw the chick and will hopefully attest to her incredible hispanic hottness.
Variance: Eating strawberry ice-cream and watching MTV3 today instead of working.

[whoisthedrizzle]

She's cheating on you imo.

[kipin]

You had appendicitis or what?

Sounds like some bad shitake! (mushrooms)

[CappyAA]

Wow, that's nuts that the appendix is busto. Good story up until that part. Sucks that you were in the hospital man. Hope you don't get fired.

She was a hispanic hottie on Sat. I didn't realize her friends needed as much winging as they did. The chicks friends were super uggo and annoying too. But GA needed a wing to distract them, so I went up with him and occupied the 2 friends while GA worked his PUA magic. I was talking to them for about 10 min. when I looked over and GA had her locked in and isolated well. At about the same time, my buddies that I got there with wanted to get out of the bar since it was very very emo, and we didn't fit in very well. So after double taking to see if GA was good to go with hispanic chica, we peaced out and went up the street to a different bar.

[Limesparks]

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then she wants to make out some more... I'm like physically forcing myself not to hurl in her mouth.

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i know what you got and its not ur appendix

[RunyonAve]

Thats where you've been... When there was a thread started about how long before you bang the fat check and you hadn't chimed in it made me worry. Glad to see your ok.

[Georgia Avenue]

How that go? St. Ex rocks imo.

Appendicitus, yeah. Caused by drinking?

I'd never cheat on you drizzle.

[4_2_it]

Cappy,

Yikes, I can't believe that you are still living up to your old undertitle. Poor GA.

GA, get well soon bro.

[Suigin406]

sorry about the appendix man, hopefully u didn't lose ur job too

[CappyAA]

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Cappy,

Yikes, I can't believe that you are still living up to your old undertitle. Poor GA.

GA, get well soon bro.

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LOL - I had to think about that for a sec Frank [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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How that go? St. Ex rocks imo.

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Saint Ex. was great GA. Lots of hotties there. I was talking with a ridiculously hot chick for a little while (lol, she bet me a drink she could use the bathroom in 15 sec. and be finished - totally didn't happen), but she also happened to be very drunk so her friends perceived me as a threat and intercepted it.

GA - how long are you out of commission for?