Beat: Car door crow barred open

[sonneti]

Beat 1: Villan crow bars open the door of my scrapper car to steal some bags...... those bags just contain more bags with rubbish & old newspapers inside.

Beat 2: This is my car:



Beat 3: Girlfriend is in a car accident during her taxi ride to work

Variance: Should be able to claim £4000+ for the whiplash she got!!!!

[prodonkey]

what is that little silver turd box?

[sonneti]

Peugeot 306.. mine doesnt have the cool rims either :/

[demon102]

post a pic of the busted car

[Himself]

He did. Zing!