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11-19-2007, 06:16 PM
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Re: Worst beating off experience
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As I was about to climax lo and behold my dad barges through the door, (during liftoff), shouting "WHAT UP DAWG". [/ QUOTE ] This is the best highlight, even though none of the stories yet tops chopsticks'. Also, LOL to all of you blasting teh pr0n. Don't any of you have headphones? 
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#32
11-19-2007, 06:22 PM
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Re: Worst beating off experience
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[ QUOTE ] s I was about to climax lo and behold my dad barges through the door, (during liftoff), shouting "WHAT UP DAWG". [/ QUOTE ] This is the best highlight, even though none of the stories yet tops chopsticks'. Also, LOL to all of you blasting teh pr0n. Don't any of you have headphones? [/ QUOTE ] If you wear headphones how you gonna hear someone approaching your jackoff area?
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#37
11-19-2007, 06:34 PM
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This thread is the awesome imo, I'm sorry I can't contribute any good stories (cause I'm too good to get caught LDO) [/ QUOTE ] You don't have to get caught to have a bad wackin it experience. your tellin me u never shot a fountain load str8 in the air and had a little land right above your lip or by your eye or somethin? come on bra
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#38
11-19-2007, 06:39 PM
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Re: Worst beating off experience
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[ QUOTE ] This thread is the awesome imo, I'm sorry I can't contribute any good stories (cause I'm too good to get caught LDO) [/ QUOTE ] You don't have to get caught to have a bad wackin it experience. your tellin me u never shot a fountain load str8 in the air and had a little land right above your lip or by your eye or somethin? come on bra [/ QUOTE ] [censored] lol
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#39
11-19-2007, 07:01 PM
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I used to deliver pizza a few years ago. The place was pretty slow most nights so i would take my time doing deliveries and they wouldnt know. i had a delivery near my house, so i decided to stop in and hopped on my computer for a sec. i opened some porn and started wanking it. while i was about to finish my mom came home, so i grabbed a sports illustrated swimsuit mag and headed back to work. i ripped out a few pages and held them on the steering wheel so i could jerk it while driving. soon after i pulled over on the side of the road. i got out in front of my car and busted on the street. then i took a piss and went back to work. i actually got some cum on my pants and only realized when i was standing there waiting for another delivery. i was laughing to myself knowing i had cum on my pants and nobody else knew what i just did lol. that wasnt really embarassing, but funny nonetheless [/ QUOTE ] Did you work for Big Sausage Pizza? 
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11-19-2007, 07:10 PM
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Re: Worst beating off experience
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[ QUOTE ] This thread is the awesome imo, I'm sorry I can't contribute any good stories (cause I'm too good to get caught LDO) [/ QUOTE ] You don't have to get caught to have a bad wackin it experience. your tellin me u never shot a fountain load str8 in the air and had a little land right above your lip or by your eye or somethin? come on bra [/ QUOTE ] And this is a bad experience because...?
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