BBV Anonymous Confessions (The Sequel)

[BowToYourSensei]

You're doing it wrong...

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I have it under good authority that a frequenter of MS/HSNL had a threesome during the WSOP; two men and a woman. I am friends with the other man and know that homosexual fellatio on the part of the 2p2er was attempted.

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[furyshade]

i can't decided who is better with the titles, you or adanthar

[BowToYourSensei]

Hey baby, I'm an Iranian who can make you see God...

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My confession is that I hate a lot of types of people. I guess I don't mind normal black folk, but I hate the other type (u know what I mean). I also hate people from the middle east. I also hate fat people, I won't even associate myself with a fat female. I hate [censored (gays)], I'd probably kill someone if a guy tried to make a move on me, etc. I was the cool kid in high school/college and I made fun of all of the above people, so if you are one, sucks for you.

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[AJFenix]

Uh, hating fat ppl is pretty standard considering they aren't real people.

[CompleteDonk]

Omfg I lol'd like 500 times reading this. also AJ, I cried laughing when I read your post. SF AWESOME

[EvanJC]

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Hey baby, I'm an Iranian who can make you see God...

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My confession is that I hate a lot of types of people. I guess I don't mind normal black folk, but I hate the other type (u know what I mean). I also hate people from the middle east. I also hate fat people, I won't even associate myself with a fat female. I hate [censored (gays)], I'd probably kill someone if a guy tried to make a move on me, etc. I was the cool kid in high school/college and I made fun of all of the above people, so if you are one, sucks for you.

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sup bro?

god i love these threads.

[BowToYourSensei]

Even R.Kelly never tried to [censored] his kid cousin...(yet)

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I used to hook up with my (adopted) cousin whenever
our families got together. I had just turned 16 when
it started, and it lasted for almost a year. She was
by far the hottest girl I've ever hooked up with,
skinny, tan brunette with a really pretty face, juicy
ass an absolutely huge rack. I would seriously suck
on her [censored] for a half an hour at a time. It was
mostly making out, tit-play and I player with her
cooter once, and I think I put her hand on my johnson
one time. She made insinuations about how she wanted
me to come visit her at night (for sexaments ldo) but
I never did.
Only problem is, she was 12. She literally looked a
couple years older than me, but she was [censored] twelve
years old.
So one day when her family was visiting her mom caught
us while we were making out and she was straddling me,
and [censored] hit the fan. My cousin was already a little
nuts but she went absolutely batshit insane and had to
see a therapist for some crazy [censored] up in the brain
disorder.
My parents obviously found out and sent me to a
therapist cuz they figured I was some freak pedophile.
Had to take a polygraph about my sexual history and
fantasies and everything. So I thought, [censored] it, if
they think I'm a crazy pedophile, I'll start looking
at little girls porn. So I downloaded several files
on [censored] and stuff of illegal pedo [censored]. And
seriously, don't develeop a fetish like that, cuz it's
hard to get into, but way way way harder to break.
Anyway, I don't do stuff like that anymore, but that
whole episode kind of [censored] up my relations with my
extended family and made sex and beating off less fun.
Good [censored] times.

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[AE6]

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So I thought, [censored] it, if
they think I'm a crazy pedophile, I'll start looking
at little girls porn.

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yeah man, that'll show them

[thac]

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You're doing it wrong...

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I have it under good authority that a frequenter of MS/HSNL had a threesome during the WSOP; two men and a woman. I am friends with the other man and know that homosexual fellatio on the part of the 2p2er was attempted.

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Grimstarr, Vanessa, and Brandi?

[Heavens_Myst]

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Even R.Kelly never tried to [censored] his kid cousin...(yet)

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I used to hook up with my (adopted) cousin whenever
our families got together. I had just turned 16 when
it started, and it lasted for almost a year. She was
by far the hottest girl I've ever hooked up with,
skinny, tan brunette with a really pretty face, juicy
ass an absolutely huge rack. I would seriously suck
on her [censored] for a half an hour at a time. It was
mostly making out, tit-play and I player with her
cooter once, and I think I put her hand on my johnson
one time. She made insinuations about how she wanted
me to come visit her at night (for sexaments ldo) but
I never did.
Only problem is, she was 12. She literally looked a
couple years older than me, but she was [censored] twelve
years old.
So one day when her family was visiting her mom caught
us while we were making out and she was straddling me,
and [censored] hit the fan. My cousin was already a little
nuts but she went absolutely batshit insane and had to
see a therapist for some crazy [censored] up in the brain
disorder.
My parents obviously found out and sent me to a
therapist cuz they figured I was some freak pedophile.
Had to take a polygraph about my sexual history and
fantasies and everything. So I thought, [censored] it, if
they think I'm a crazy pedophile, I'll start looking
at little girls porn. So I downloaded several files
on [censored] and stuff of illegal pedo [censored]. And
seriously, don't develeop a fetish like that, cuz it's
hard to get into, but way way way harder to break.
Anyway, I don't do stuff like that anymore, but that
whole episode kind of [censored] up my relations with my
extended family and made sex and beating off less fun.
Good [censored] times.

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wow if this one is real it is by far the winnar