London based computer wizard required!

[sisyphus]

I have tried (sigh) and failed to get to grips with all the cool auto hot key etc. APPS. None of it makes any sense. I want to be able to use all the applications but am vv.IT Illiterate. Would prefer if someone could come and help me manually. I live in West London, just off Westbourne Grove, Notting Hill, but would be willing to travel. Will be happy to renumerate someone for their help.
requirements.sixth sense installation/iwitness/pokeroffice. etc. etc. I played as evilswine a while back on party and ladbrokes. getting back in the game, and want all weapons available. anyone who can help please pm me. Sorry mods if ths is in the wrong place! please move accordingly.