Things that annoy you about live poker.

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1. players commenting"YOU CALLED WITH THAT JUNK?!!" like they'd rather always be up against aces
2. dealers that burn and turn when there is still players waiting to act.(SLOW THE HELL DOWN AND PAY ATTENTION)
3. players that look at you like you shot their dog when you beat them
4. being slow rolled
5. players who abuse being able to look at another players hand at showdown. especially at low stakes limit games or when they've busted the person..the guys broke let it go
6. i'm sure there's more but now i'm so worked up i can't see straight lol

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Players and dealers that do not attempt to keep the pot countable in PLO8. I have spent a decent amount of my life watching the dealer split a pot that could have been kept separate from the start. Pretty much all dealers learn this fairly quickly, or after a brief conversation, but the morons who have been playing for 30 years always [censored] it up.

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WTF are you playing PLO8 live? Also, LOL, JK, RTFM, ROTLFMAO.

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I figured this might be theraputic so here goes. In no particular order:

9. "Where are you from?". It's pretty easy to figure it out by the way I talk. When I answer, don't say "Oh, I thought you were Australian". Moron.


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Ah, the great Kiwi dilemma. Try diversion. Tell them about the weta.