TR: bookstore girls hits on me, i harsh her mellow severely

[Limesparks]

i believed it up until he said the books cost blah blah thats not even numbers

[mbillie1]

7 years younger than me, jesus freak, i have a girlfriend... ya i diss her

[mbillie1]

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you can make fun of people at their expense on the internet. real life is for making friends and having sex with females.

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This is what my last fortune cookie said.

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my last fortune cookie said "maybe on next century you will live in moon" (no grammatical editing on my part)

[bmwguy525]

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i got a girlfriend already though

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pics or it didn't happen

[4_2_it]

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you can make fun of people at their expense on the internet. real life is for making friends and having sex with females.

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This is what my last fortune cookie said.

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my last fortune cookie said "maybe on next century you will live in moon" (no grammatical editing on my part)

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Awesome. You are destined to live another 100 years!

[mbillie1]

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i got a girlfriend already though

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pics or it didn't happen

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where've you been for the last 3.5 years? i've been with her longer than i've been regged on 2p2 ffs lol

but no pics, sry broseph

[rubbrband]

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7 years younger than me, jesus freak, i have a girlfriend... ya i diss her

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7yrs younger is +EV, Jesus freak emphasize the word freak, and since you have a gf you could probably use some of the strange ldo.

[Himself]

I don't care if it's true or not, that was awesome.

[bonds]

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real life is for making friends and having sex with females.

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Custom title for BMWGuy525 plz.

[EddieRooo]

awesome.

.. will be less awesome if it turns out your actually the emo bookstore girl