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More WMDs found in Iran.
Coalition Troops have discovered that many people in Iraq have cans of gasoline in their houses and in the gas tanks of their cars.
Recently, troops have discovered styrofoam in many of these same houses. As you know, mixing styrofoam with gasoline creates NAPALM, a chemical weapon. It is believed these same conditions exist in Iran, we should invade immediately! I think we invaded just in time, hoards of terrorists were just waiting to smuggle gasoline and styrofoam into America, and blanket the Midwest with NAPALM! |
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