decide the fate of scotts lunch game thread

[ScottHoward v3.1]

so, I go downstairs to get some pasta, whatever
guy is scooping it into the tray with a spoon. he then starts jokingly complaining about one of his coworkers that put a spoon that was too small too really scoop anything out with in the pasta. he wonders where his tongs are.
so, as he is scooping the pasta, he decides that the best technique would be to really dig in there with the spoon, and then use his other hand (gloved) to grasp the pasta as well to get more per scoop (his hand and the spoon formed tongs basically).
I cant say anything about this because I would never be able to eat there again (I wouldn’t trust em, plus, im sure my portions would be much smaller for ever)
the pasta only costs like $1.50.

so dear pog, I turn to you:

im not currently starving,do i:
A) Fire the pasta into the trash and go out for some food
B) Take off my skirt and eat the friggin pasta?
C) Just drink my soda and pick up something on the way home (<3ish hours)