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Old 10-25-2007, 03:46 PM
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"When you make the two one, and when you make the inner as the outer and the outer as the inner and the above as the below, and when you make the male and the female into a single one, then you shall enter the kingdom."

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a lot of what he said was convoluted, but I think he's talking about being counterfeited here.

also, would he be a CardRunners pro?
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Old 10-25-2007, 03:47 PM
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Default Re: would Jesus have been good at poker?

omg gold

as for your question, no - he'd probably be too good to be a CR pro
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Old 10-25-2007, 03:48 PM
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[insert funny comment here]
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Old 10-25-2007, 03:49 PM
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im having dejavu
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Old 10-25-2007, 03:55 PM
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Would this be 8lb 6oz baby Jesus or the grown up one?
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Old 10-25-2007, 03:59 PM
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Default Re: would Jesus have been good at poker?

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"When you make the two one, and when you make the inner as the outer and the outer as the inner and the above as the below, and when you make the male and the female into a single one, then you shall enter the kingdom."

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a lot of what he said was convoluted, but I think he's talking about being counterfeited here.

also, would he be a CardRunners pro?

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Chapter and verse? Looks fake.
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Old 10-25-2007, 04:01 PM
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Sorry but Jesus never said anything like that.
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Old 10-25-2007, 04:01 PM
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Default Re: would Jesus have been good at poker?

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
"When you make the two one, and when you make the inner as the outer and the outer as the inner and the above as the below, and when you make the male and the female into a single one, then you shall enter the kingdom."

[/ QUOTE ]

a lot of what he said was convoluted, but I think he's talking about being counterfeited here.

also, would he be a CardRunners pro?

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Chapter and verse? Looks fake.

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I've read the new testament a few times, and don't remember this verse from anywhere. Apocrypha maybe? I haven't read that.
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Old 10-25-2007, 04:03 PM
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Jesus would have been good at poker because jews make the best poker players

(paging barry greenstein)
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Old 10-25-2007, 04:05 PM
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Its from "Jesus, The Gospel According To Thomas."
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