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Old 07-29-2007, 04:36 PM
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Default Post a stupid, yet funny, joke

Guy walks into a bar, stark naked, with a duck on his head.

Bartender looks up and says "Carl, there's something different about you today".

The Duck shakes his head and replies "Harry, you wouldn't believe it if I told you".
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Old 07-29-2007, 04:37 PM
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Old 07-29-2007, 04:39 PM
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Default Re: Post a stupid, yet funny, joke

Two penguins sitting in a bath.

One says 'Why do I always have to sit with my back to the taps?'

The other replies 'HOLY CRAP A TALKING PENGUIN!'

Or any variation thereof.
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Old 07-29-2007, 05:16 PM
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Default Re: Post a stupid, yet funny, joke

Guy walks into a bar, stark naked, with a frog on his head.

Bartender looks up and says, "Carl, what the hell is that?"

The frog shakes his head and replies, "Well, it started as a bump on my ass..."

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Old 07-29-2007, 05:19 PM
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Default Re: Post a stupid, yet funny, joke

Konrad the talking cape-wearing frog is worried about his startlingly high cholesterol count, but his recent poker losses are of greater concern.
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Old 07-29-2007, 05:26 PM
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Default Re: Post a stupid, yet funny, joke

What did the spanish guy say when a house fell on him?

Get off me holmes.
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Old 07-29-2007, 05:28 PM
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Default Re: Post a stupid, yet funny, joke

What do you get when you cross an agnostic with a dyslexic insomniac?
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Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there really is a Dog. </font>
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Old 07-29-2007, 06:07 PM
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Default Re: Post a stupid, yet funny, joke

A guy wins the lottery.
Comes home to tell his wife.
The wife in excitement, ask "Where are we going to go"
The man replies "I dont know where you are going to go, but I need you out of this house by 5:00"
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Old 07-29-2007, 06:08 PM
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What did the black guy get on his SATs ?










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Old 07-29-2007, 06:11 PM
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Guy walks into his house with a chicken under his arm and sees his wife. "Here's the pig I've been fu(king," he says. "That's not a pig, dear, that's a chicken," says his wife. "I wasn't talking to you," says the guy.
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