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Old 01-19-2007, 06:10 PM
Schneids Schneids is offline
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ramil007: posts small blind $100
PapaWarbucks: posts big blind $200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PapaWarbucks [Qd Jd]
1011000: folds
jumper17: folds
Hoss_TBF: folds
ramil007: raises $200 to $400
PapaWarbucks: raises $200 to $600
ramil007: raises $200 to $800
Betting is capped
PapaWarbucks: calls $200
*** FLOP *** [As 3d 8c]
ramil007: bets $200
PapaWarbucks: calls $200
*** TURN *** [As 3d 8c] [3c]
ramil007: bets $400
PapaWarbucks: raises $400 to $800
ramil007: raises $400 to $1200
PapaWarbucks: raises $400 to $1600
Betting is capped
ramil007: folds
PapaWarbucks collected $4395 from pot
PapaWarbucks: doesn't show hand



ramil007: posts small blind $100
PapaWarbucks: posts big blind $200
1011000: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PapaWarbucks [6h Ks]
FoxyPlayer: folds
ramil007: raises $200 to $400
PapaWarbucks: calls $200
*** FLOP *** [3h 5c Js]
ramil007: bets $200
PapaWarbucks: calls $200
*** TURN *** [3h 5c Js] [Qc]
ramil007: bets $400
PapaWarbucks: raises $400 to $800
ramil007: raises $400 to $1200
PapaWarbucks: raises $400 to $1600
Betting is capped
ramil007: calls $400
*** RIVER *** [3h 5c Js Qc] [Kc]
ramil007: checks
PapaWarbucks: bets $400
ramil007: folds
PapaWarbucks collected $4398 from pot



1011000: posts small blind $100
ramil007: posts big blind $200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PapaWarbucks [9s Kh]
PapaWarbucks: raises $200 to $400
FoxyPlayer: folds
McSketch: folds
1011000: folds
ramil007: calls $200
*** FLOP *** [3c 5d Ks]
ramil007: bets $200
PapaWarbucks: calls $200
*** TURN *** [3c 5d Ks] [9d]
ramil007: bets $400
PapaWarbucks: raises $400 to $800
ramil007: raises $400 to $1200
PapaWarbucks: raises $400 to $1600
Betting is capped
ramil007: calls $400
*** RIVER *** [3c 5d Ks 9d] [8c]
ramil007: bets $400
PapaWarbucks: raises $400 to $800
ramil007: raises $400 to $1200
PapaWarbucks: calls $400
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ramil007: shows [6s 7h] (a straight, Five to Nine)
PapaWarbucks: mucks hand
ramil007 collected $6895 from pot



jumper17: posts small blind $100
vinnybstgk: posts big blind $200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PapaWarbucks [Ks Jh]
ramil007: raises $200 to $400
PapaWarbucks: raises $200 to $600
FoxyPlayer: folds
McSketch: folds
jumper17: folds
vinnybstgk: folds
ramil007: calls $200
*** FLOP *** [3s 4h Js]
ramil007: bets $200
PapaWarbucks: raises $200 to $400
ramil007: raises $200 to $600
PapaWarbucks: calls $200
*** TURN *** [3s 4h Js] [6c]
ramil007: bets $400
PapaWarbucks: raises $400 to $800
ramil007: raises $400 to $1200
PapaWarbucks: raises $400 to $1600
Betting is capped
ramil007: calls $400
*** RIVER *** [3s 4h Js 6c] [Tc]
ramil007: checks
PapaWarbucks: bets $400
ramil007: calls $400
*** SHOW DOWN ***
PapaWarbucks: shows [Ks Jh] (a pair of Jacks)
ramil007: mucks hand
PapaWarbucks collected $6695 from pot



McSketch: posts small blind $100
valesco: posts big blind $200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PapaWarbucks [Qh Th]
PapaWarbucks: raises $200 to $400
ramil007: calls $400
McSketch: folds
valesco: calls $200
*** FLOP *** [Jc 3s 5c]
valesco: checks
PapaWarbucks: bets $200
ramil007: raises $200 to $400
valesco: folds
PapaWarbucks: calls $200
*** TURN *** [Jc 3s 5c] [Ad]
PapaWarbucks: checks
ramil007: bets $400
PapaWarbucks: calls $400
*** RIVER *** [Jc 3s 5c Ad] [As]
PapaWarbucks: checks
ramil007: bets $400
PapaWarbucks: raises $400 to $800
ramil007: folds
PapaWarbucks collected $3695 from pot


Big_Nemo: posts small blind $100
BiggestFish: posts big blind $200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PapaWarbucks [5d Kh]
Baffa: folds
PapaWarbucks: raises $200 to $400
Big_Nemo: raises $200 to $600
BiggestFish: folds
PapaWarbucks: calls $200
*** FLOP *** [9s 6d 4h]
Big_Nemo: bets $200
PapaWarbucks: calls $200
*** TURN *** [9s 6d 4h] [4d]
Big_Nemo: bets $400
PapaWarbucks: calls $400
*** RIVER *** [9s 6d 4h 4d] [Ad]
Big_Nemo: bets $400
PapaWarbucks: raises $400 to $800
Big_Nemo: folds
PapaWarbucks collected $3395 from pot
PapaWarbucks: doesn't show hand



I wish I copy pasted more of these into Word as I'm playing; some of them are good stuff but I can't recall them now.
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Old 01-19-2007, 06:11 PM
ThePeanutFlush ThePeanutFlush is offline
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Please stop being so sickly good, kthx
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Old 01-19-2007, 06:12 PM
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I will never play high stakes limited hold them.
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Old 01-19-2007, 06:13 PM
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disgusting hands
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Old 01-19-2007, 06:13 PM
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I will never play high stakes limited hold them.


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Old 01-19-2007, 06:13 PM
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guess you got it again
godlike
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Old 01-19-2007, 06:17 PM
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i still fail to see how limit hold em is poker
edit: no doubt these hands are ridiculous, respeck.
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Old 01-19-2007, 06:18 PM
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Old 01-19-2007, 06:18 PM
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i still fail to see how limit hold em is poker


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cards + betting + poker hands = lol
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Old 01-19-2007, 06:21 PM
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i still fail to see how limit hold em is poker


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cards + betting + poker hands = lol

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http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/poker
pok·er 1 (p?'k?r)
n. One that pokes, especially a metal rod used to stir a fire.
pok·er 2 (p?'k?r)
n. Any of various card games played by two or more players who bet on the value of their hands.

lol.
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