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Old 04-17-2006, 08:31 PM
4_2_it 4_2_it is offline
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Default Re: NYC Trip Report - Diablo as my wing

So El Diablo needs to use a method from a book to pick up chicks?
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Old 04-17-2006, 08:38 PM
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Default Re: NYC Trip Report - Diablo as my wing

Yeti- i think you're lost

as mason alluded to ... i think you belong here
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Old 04-17-2006, 09:03 PM
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Default Re: NYC Trip Report - Diablo as my wing

good report. diablo, i thought you would be against routines, and it's hard to imagine you peacocking. plus i thought you'd already be doing well with girls and know a lot and not care to go to bars for this purpose... ?
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Old 04-17-2006, 09:18 PM
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Default SF trip report, haakee as my wing,

I decide to peacock it tonight with my “no fat chicks” t-shirt, and insti-neg for all the grenades I’m going jump on tonight. My man haakee is with me tonight, so we’re destined to have 30 to 40 HB4-Asians open us.

I approach a 2.5 set (that’s 9HB-Asian, one Yeti [no relation to OP, just term for a big girl). I use the Maury Povich opener and jump straight into negging the HB9 (a neg is a backhanded complement where you mix something nice with something that lowers the targets self esteem). “You have a pretty face, but it’s kind of red, guess all Asian’s get like that.” It was a really good neg, but then I go super over board (I’m new to this [censored]) with “You look like you work out, but man what is up with your super small [censored] and your fat ass, you ugly bitch?!.” Oops, I think I blew it, but no! Wait! I forgot haakee has super Asian superpowers. She starts to throw her drink in my face, but we combo attack! Haakee nods at her like [censored] bewitched and the girl puts the drink back down and give him DDB. I move the Yeti in front of me for a block attack, but I have to use a chair as leverage because this bitch is gigantic. Haakee has yet to say anything, but he nods, and the HB9-Asian goes after his balls with her mouth. He waves her off and tells her to write her number 100 times on the outside of the building, and he will think about calling her.

Meanwhile, I know longer have to jump on the grenade, but I do her in the bathroom anyway. Hey, it brightened her day. I use the Maury Povich opener again on the girl in the next stall, but I can only get out the “Po…” before she shoves her titties in my face. It’s a good opener. Then she says, “do me right here on the toilet.” But I decide to run the cube. “So you’re in a desert, and you see a cube….” She looks perplexed, and begins to play with herself, “what color is your cube, bitch?! I’m trying to run game here….” She says, “are you going to [censored] me or what?” …. …. “so there’s a ladder leaning against the cube..... is it on top or….” She leaves.

Next Haakee and I morph into a giant robot and fight 17 HB30s for the title of best MPUA. In the carnage, I pause to use one of the HB's ripped off limps to right down a Yeti's phone number
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Old 04-17-2006, 09:20 PM
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Default Re: SF trip report, haakee as my wing,

bad beetz,

I'd love to hear the end of your story sometime. What steps can we take to further this conversation?
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Old 04-17-2006, 09:23 PM
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Default Re: NYC Trip Report - Diablo as my wing

I don't know what's funnier, the OP or the retarded responses.
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Old 04-17-2006, 09:24 PM
KaneKungFu123 KaneKungFu123 is offline
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Default Re: SF trip report, haakee as my wing,

You guys put the Pussy-Getters in PUA.
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Old 04-17-2006, 09:24 PM
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Default Re: SF trip report, haakee as my wing,

Yeti,

You're not fat enough for me (that's a neg, I think). Wait, I'm going to pawn you off for a fatter chick, which is a real easy maneuver now that you've socially proofed me.
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Old 04-17-2006, 09:24 PM
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Default Re: SF trip report, haakee as my wing,

this thread is gold.
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Old 04-17-2006, 09:29 PM
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