THE WIRE T-Shirts

[Dids]

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If I wasn't scrawny I'd get a shirt made up that read:

"You want it to be one way.

But its the other way."

Seeing as I am scrawny, though, I'd feel pretty stupid wearing it.

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Another good idea. Fantastic line.

My shirt line would be, and this is a paraphrase

"Nice pull, where are you from again?"

"Pawn shop unit"