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Old 11-15-2007, 11:08 AM
MickeyDK MickeyDK is offline
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Default Beat: Im going to jail!

Beat:I punched a guy a couple of times, and now I'm going to jail for 3 months.
Brag: He really deserved it.

Variance: Should I be somebodys bitch while I'm in there ?
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Old 11-15-2007, 11:09 AM
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Default Re: Beat: Im going to jail!

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Variance: Should I be somebodys bitch while I'm in there ?

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lol. like you have a choice haha
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Old 11-15-2007, 11:11 AM
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Default Re: Beat: Im going to jail!

you seem way too calm
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Old 11-15-2007, 11:11 AM
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Default Re: Beat: Im going to jail!

did the guy you punched die or something? cos three months is pretty long
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Old 11-15-2007, 11:12 AM
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Default Re: Beat: Im going to jail!

did you punch him with a knife in his stomach?
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Old 11-15-2007, 11:13 AM
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maybe he punched him with a bullet
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Old 11-15-2007, 11:13 AM
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Default Re: Beat: Im going to jail!

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did the guy you punched die or something? cos three months is pretty long

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battery with priors or a bad lawyer, it doesnt sound unreasonable.
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Old 11-15-2007, 11:15 AM
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Default Re: Beat: Im going to jail!

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did the guy you punched die or something? cos three months is pretty long

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No he got some tooth injury but I had a prior conviction of 1 month jail time I didnt have to serve about 4 years ago.
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Old 11-15-2007, 11:15 AM
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did you punch him with a knife in his stomach?

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i lol'd
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Old 11-15-2007, 11:18 AM
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smuggle a box of cigarettes in body cavity ldo
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