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Old 04-17-2006, 07:39 PM
Yeti Yeti is offline
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Default NYC Trip Report - Diablo as my wing

So this past weekend I was in NYC for a few days with a friend of mine. On Saturday afternoon she decided she wasn't feeling so well and headed back to the hotel early. Undeterred I call Diablo and arrange to meet him that evening. We had been sarging once in the past but this was before we really began working on our games and became PUAs. I was keen to see what would unfold.

At 9pm we meet up just outside Murphy's. The place is packed tonight, pretty good crowd, tons of HBs and only a sprinkling of guys. I'm keen to show Diablo my newly-found confidence so as he orders drinks at the bar I open a HB8.5 called Paula. Cute, 5'6, blonde with a nice ass. Instantly I'm shooting out C+F, negs, routines, roleplays, this chick is totally LOVING me. Her face was probably like 5 inches away from mine and I could've easily cavemanned, but I just continued running the set. We took a picture and I ran A3 on her and all that. She tries closing me with "do you have myspace?", and I just ignore it. Diablo appears with the drinks and we move into the main part of the bar.

Once again we get to work and start opening different sets. All these AFCs round the corner of the room are literally f'ing gobsmacked by what is going on. Diablo has really peacocked it tonight; he's got his hair spiked up like Tyler Durden and is wearing this pink armband on which is getting him tons of attention from the bitches.

I spy this sick two set in the corner and we head over. HB8Violinist and HB7Freak. Once again I get straight into my routines. HB8Violinist loves my accent, whilst Diablo gets to work on HB7Freak. He is gaming like a pro, running the Cube, ESP (she picked 7), and negging like f'ing crazy. Pretty impressive to watch. I've got good EC and kino going with HB8Violinist. Unfortunately Diablo gets so carried away that he forgets to initiate a time-constraint so I save the day and tell them we're heading on to another bar and maybe we'll catch them later. They both instantly offer up their numbers. Nice.

We head down the street to the next bar and it's here where we really get our [censored] going. I'm working the entire room, opening sets, merging sets, running routines, etc. We make EC with these two blonde chicks, HB9Cowgirl and HB9.5Racer, and Diablo runs the Oprah Winfrey opener on them. They f'ing love it and instantly I'm noticing tons of IOI. We isolate to some couches and kino follows. [censored] starts to escalate and before you know it we are walking out arm in arm with these chicks with a bar full of AFCs watching us. 'Where are we going?' I asked HB9Cowgirl. 'Back to our place, we got some Slushees!'.

And you know what? They were good f'ing Slushees.

Just remember guys, pussy is pussy. It just happens to be wrapped in different wrappers. Don't get caught up in the wrapper. Peace.
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Old 04-17-2006, 07:41 PM
mosuavea mosuavea is offline
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Default Re: NYC Trip Report - Diablo as my wing

Is there a translator for this?
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Old 04-17-2006, 07:42 PM
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Default Re: NYC Trip Report - Diablo as my wing

blah blah I like to brag and use PUA slang like I'm cool blah blah


Sorry, but thats what I got out of this.
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Old 04-17-2006, 10:48 PM
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Default Re: NYC Trip Report - Diablo as my wing

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blah blah I like to brag and use PUA slang like I'm cool blah blah


Sorry, but thats what I got out of this.

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Don't you have a friend to date rape or something?
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Old 04-17-2006, 07:42 PM
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Default Re: NYC Trip Report - Diablo as my wing

I stopped reading at the 2nd paragraph. I hope this [censored] isn't serious.
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Old 04-18-2006, 11:27 AM
DcifrThs DcifrThs is offline
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Default Re: NYC Trip Report - Diablo as my wing

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I stopped reading at the 2nd paragraph. I hope this [censored] isn't serious.

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it sounds very serious. and quite believable although until now i didn't really peg diablo as the PUA type...but i can see how it could work.

nice job guys.

Barron

EDIT: just got through the whole thread where apparantly yeti made this sh*t up. also believable but i wouldn't put something like this past anybody really. nyplayer and i talk about this stuff and he suggested i take an actual class when i get back to NY, they cost like 600. he is also the one who recommended "the game" to me.

while i have tons of confidence in everyday situations, i lack confidence in a club/bar type setting and have only had 2 "night out" type nights wehre id take a girl home after just meeting her that night in a dance club kinda place. and 1 of those i went out w/ a few girls as my wings. it's way easier to pick up girls when you are the one chill guy in a group of hot sorority chicks ('set merging' happens so easily and you can take your pick from there since the fact that your'e the only guy in that group is your social proof) either way, it may be worth it to take the class even though im pretty far from the AFC moniker (but feel like i deserve it in club/bar type spots)

anyways, LAME that it was made up but i liked the read nevertheless.

in the future thought, keep it realz.
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Old 04-29-2006, 05:48 PM
Andrew Karpinski Andrew Karpinski is offline
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Wow this post is awesome.
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Old 04-29-2006, 06:03 PM
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I am more than half retarded.
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Old 04-17-2006, 07:44 PM
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How am I supposed to masturbate to this?
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Old 12-02-2007, 05:13 AM
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Default Re: NYC Trip Report - Diablo as my wing

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How am I supposed to masturbate to this?

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If this hasn't been quoted it should have, I found the story amusing but seriously pathetic why are you lowering your value to us? You just blew your game by trying to impress us.
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