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Old 07-02-2007, 08:54 AM
FoldEqu1ty FoldEqu1ty is offline
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Default MY HEAD IS GONNA ASPLODE

I KNOW I PLAYED THIS HAND LIKE A DONK BUT I DONT GIVE A [CENSORED]

FOR SERIOUS I HAD A READ
HES ACTUALLY 100VPIP ON BUTTON AND MINRAISES FLOP ONLY WITH TRASH
I KNEW HE WAS WEAK
I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS THIS [CENSORED] RETARDED

SRSLY WHERE THE [CENSORED] [CENSORED] DO THESE ASS-CLOWNS COME FROM!!!???!??!?!?!??
PLEASE ASPLAIN BBV!!!!!!





Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $428.75
BB: $218.20
UTG: $494.15
MP: $242.20
Hero (CO): $200.00
BTN: $516.95

Preflop: Hero is dealt 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A (6 Players)
2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $8.00</font>, BTN calls $8.00, SB folds, BB calls $6.00

Flop: ($25) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5 2 (3 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $18.00</font>, <font color="red">BTN raises to $38.00</font>, BB folds, Hero calls $20.00

Turn: ($101) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">BTN bets $15.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $154.00</font>, BTN calls $139.00

River: ($409) 4 (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $409.00 ($3.50 Rake)

BTN had J A (high card Ace) and WON (+$205.50)
Hero had 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A (high card Ace) and LOST (-$200.00)
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Old 07-02-2007, 08:57 AM
NoMeansYes_ NoMeansYes_ is offline
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Default Re: MY HEAD IS GONNA ASPLODE

Oh this is why you play so much at SSNL and don't move up
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Old 07-02-2007, 08:58 AM
MatthijsH MatthijsH is offline
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Default Re: MY HEAD IS GONNA ASPLODE

Villain's read was better than yours tbh.
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Old 07-02-2007, 08:59 AM
FoldEqu1ty FoldEqu1ty is offline
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Default Re: MY HEAD IS GONNA ASPLODE

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Villain's read was better than yours tbh.

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Is that why his VPIP is 70 cos he can read hands better
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Old 07-02-2007, 09:08 AM
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Default Re: MY HEAD IS GONNA ASPLODE

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Villain's read was better than yours tbh.

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Is that why his VPIP is 70 cos he can read hands better

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He has such high VPIP because he knows he can easily outplay nits like you post flop.
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Old 07-02-2007, 09:10 AM
MatthijsH MatthijsH is offline
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Villain's read was better than yours tbh.

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Is that why his VPIP is 70 cos he can read hands better

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He has such high VPIP because he knows he can easily outplay nits like you post flop.

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Amen.
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Old 07-02-2007, 09:10 AM
The_Taj The_Taj is offline
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Default Re: MY HEAD IS GONNA ASPLODE

lol wow...if you know the guy is an idiot why are you trying to bluff him? seriously wait for a frickin pair atleast because you look like the idiot here trying to bluff a bigger idiot....
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Old 07-02-2007, 09:11 AM
Requiem1010 Requiem1010 is offline
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Apparently you overestimated your FoldEqu1ty.
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Old 07-02-2007, 09:12 AM
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HERES A HINT MAYBE DONT BLUFF VPIP1000 PLAYERS ???? PROFIT
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Old 07-02-2007, 09:18 AM
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He read your soul. obv.
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