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Old 04-21-2007, 12:53 PM
Passaman Passaman is offline
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Default Life Beat: Just found out I can\'t fight

I've always been one of the biggest/strongest dude in any group I've been in, especially during my high school years (there's pictures of me floating around BBV). Also, I've been a pretty nice guy for, well, life. Finally, I can talk my way out of almost anything. Put all these together, and, well, I've never been in an actual fight. People have left me alone if they were mad at me, or I talked my way out of it.

Yesterday, I'm in Sport Chalet with my 14 y.o. son and we come into the fitness area where they have the boxing stuff. You know that rubber torso/head that looks like a dude? Well, my son starts beating the crap out of it...really working the dude over. Now, I go to punch it, and I hit it pretty hard, but look like a giant dork doing it. Nothing felt comfortable or athletic (hey, I played college baseball), and the more I tried, the more I looked ridiculous. My kid is laughing at me and seeing his image of me destroyed simultaneously. It sucked. Here's hoping I never have to defend myself or my wife or kids anytime before I can sign up for/complete a boxing course.
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Old 04-21-2007, 01:05 PM
StarkNaked StarkNaked is offline
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Default Re: Life Beat: Just found out I can\'t fight

Rent Rocky Balboa.
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Old 04-21-2007, 01:27 PM
Jiggymike Jiggymike is offline
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Default Re: Life Beat: Just found out I can\'t fight

You should have pucked the wussiest guy at the Sport Chalet (lol) and kicked the crap out of him. You're a big guy, just drag him down to the floor and pound him in the face. Then when your son asks you why you did it you say "To show you that Daddy is still a man."
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Old 04-21-2007, 01:29 PM
Squareview Squareview is offline
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Default Re: Life Beat: Just found out I can\'t fight

HUGE BEAT
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Old 04-22-2007, 05:43 AM
tomtemor tomtemor is offline
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Default Re: Life Beat: Just found out I can\'t fight

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You should have pucked the wussiest guy at the Sport Chalet (lol) and kicked the crap out of him. You're a big guy, just drag him down to the floor and pound him in the face. Then when your son asks you why you did it you say "To show you that Daddy is still a man."

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lmao, that should get the work done.
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Old 04-22-2007, 05:45 AM
ron_mexico2 ron_mexico2 is offline
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Default Re: Life Beat: Just found out I can\'t fight

At least your son can be happy that he can kick dads ass by the age of 9
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Old 04-22-2007, 02:35 PM
igetjokes igetjokes is offline
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Default Re: Life Beat: Just found out I can\'t fight

how can you lose a fight with a mannequin?
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Old 04-21-2007, 01:30 PM
Passaman Passaman is offline
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Default Re: Life Beat: Just found out I can\'t fight

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Rent Rocky Balboa.

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I need to build some hurtin' bombs
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Old 04-21-2007, 01:33 PM
THEOSU THEOSU is offline
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life brag: i'm usually faster than those people that want to fight me
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Old 04-21-2007, 01:36 PM
whoisthedrizzle whoisthedrizzle is offline
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brag: if someone wants to fight me I just curl up in a ball/play dead
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