Toss Goes to Vegas YET AGAIN!!!

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I remember that waitress from my last stay at the Wynn. She also plays poker, and played next to me for several hours in a morning 4/8 game there.

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At first I was shocked that no claims of sexual conquest were made.

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ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Remember the guy who was about lay his craps bet down when Toss was the shooter and immediately bet the don't come line?


That's the same with the chicks and Toss, they always go with the don't come line. They take one look at him, and say "don't even think of speaking to me", so there is no way he is coming.

[llleisure]

Toss you TR are great and entertaining, looking forward to next installment in this one - now that the Sopranos is off HBO, you're all I have man! lol

[toss]

Sorry for taking so long, been busy. Hope you enjoy.

The first thing I noticed about Mainstreet wasn't the self-parking validation or the miserable looking dealers, but all the Hawaiian people inside the place. For some reason all the Hawaiians decide to stay at Mainstreet when they're downtown. We make our way up the escalators and into Aloha: Hawaiian style beef and chicken with loads of steamed rice. You're going to get some low quality food, but it will taste awesome if you're drunk or high. Great place to eat and talk loudly with friends. I order the Teriyaki beef and rice for a mere $8 and my bro gets a spam-sushi abomination for even cheaper. Imagine two bricks of rice topped with a hunk of spam all wrapped with a yard of dried seaweed. I love this place. With our bellies full, we head back downstairs for some hard work at the tables.

I like darker beers like Newcastle, Sierra Nevada, and Guiness (just above freezing of course). I tried Coors, Bud, and Corona after not drinking them for a while and noticed how much they sting your tongue. This was what I was thinking about as I sat at a double deck Blackjack game in Mainstreet. I wasn't thinking about how the dealer checked his/her watch after every hand or two. I wasn't thinking about how the dealer managed to make so many combinations of 21. Blackjack simply wasn't fun here (probably because we were losing). I call Linda over from the Wheel of Fortune slots and she willingly seats herself on fourth base. It seems I don't have to prod her anymore. I press my bets because I haven't seen any aces in the last two deals (world's laziest counting system yo!) and get dealt a pair of Jacks. Dealer has blackjack. F**K this sh*t! I pull out two more benjamins and ask for green chips only. Then I pull a mini-ChrisDaddyCool and place a green chip onto every betting circle. Linda is like "omigod", Tommy is like "whatever", and my bro is like "one time plz". Dealer has blackjack. My hands go up immediately to my head. My bro is like "rigged". Linda is like "how is that possible". Tommy is like "did you expect anything else other than that"?

"Craps is like Monopoly", I drunkenly conjectured as we shot the bones. You can buy numbers and if the dice lands on it, you get paid rent from the house. If your roll the same number twice, you're probably going to roll again. You don't know what the hell is going on the first time you play. At this point I've convinced myself that craps was born out of monopoly. I order a Midori sour, but Linda tells me I should never drink such a wussy drink in front of a girl. I order an appletini instead. They only had double odds on this side of the casino floor, but we're just that lazy. Everyone craps out. We move to another table. Our luck doesn't change at all. Geez the tables are cold. There goes another hundred. At this point we're all just in a jumbled drunky frenzy of degen gambling. The larger our losses are, the more we move from game to game. We find ourselves back at the blackjack table and as I start to pull out my cash Linda says, "Why don't you bet a green on every space again?" My god, I actually turned her into a degen blackjack player over the course of 24 hours. A green goes onto every circle and the dealer has a six showing. I give my bro a high five and slap Tommy's back pretty hard. "Lets see you get blackjack from a six!", I yell. Do I even have to write the next couple sentences? The dealer flips a 4 and draws an ace for 21 I instantly leave I dont even see what anyone else does why does it always happen whatarethechances thedealerchecksherwatch whatthef**kiswithmeandblackjack theparkinglotishot backonthestrip sosickoflosing!!!!!

Next part: I sleep for 12 hours straight.

<font color="white">Also Imperial Palace Poker Part 2</font>

[pig4bill]

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I wasn't thinking about how the dealer managed to make so many combinations of 21. Blackjack simply wasn't fun here (probably because we were losing). I call Linda over from the Wheel of Fortune slots and she willingly seats herself on fourth base. It seems I don't have to prod her anymore. I press my bets because I haven't seen any aces in the last two deals (world's laziest counting system yo!) and get dealt a pair of Jacks. Dealer has blackjack. F**K this sh*t! I pull out two more benjamins and ask for green chips only. Then I pull a mini-ChrisDaddyCool and place a green chip onto every betting circle. Linda is like "omigod", Tommy is like "whatever", and my bro is like "one time plz". Dealer has blackjack. My hands go up immediately to my head. My bro is like "rigged". Linda is like "how is that possible". Tommy is like "did you expect anything else other than that"?

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Heh, getting a Vegas Vacation flashback.

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We find ourselves back at the blackjack table and as I start to pull out my cash Linda says, "Why don't you bet a green on every space again?" My god, I actually turned her into a degen blackjack player over the course of 24 hours. A green goes onto every circle and the dealer has a six showing. I give my bro a high five and slap Tommy's back pretty hard. "Lets see you get blackjack from a six!", I yell. Do I even have to write the next couple sentences? The dealer flips a 4 and draws an ace for 21 I instantly leave I dont even see what anyone else does why does it always happen whatarethechances thedealerchecksherwatch whatthef**kiswithmeandblackjack theparkinglotishot backonthestrip sosickoflosing!!!!!


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At least you didn't ask "What can I do with five dollars?".

[NoPoHustler]

The wifey is part Hawaiian and she loves this nasty [censored]. So LMAO @ that.

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my bro gets a spam-sushi abomination for even cheaper. Imagine two bricks of rice topped with a hunk of spam all wrapped with a yard of dried seaweed.

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Priceless

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I order a Midori sour, but Linda tells me I should never drink such a wussy drink in front of a girl. I order an appletini instead.

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[csuf_gambl0o0r]

toss, you are a str8 degen [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

[Banditgberg]

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I order a Midori sour, but Linda tells me I should never drink such a wussy drink in front of a girl. I order an appletini instead.

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I lol'ed.

[otter]

How do you turn down a free $100 at the start of the trip?

[Jago]

can we get a tally of your losses? it's so sick.


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