OK RECAP OF TODAY FROM 4pm to 9pm

[ChodeStars]

I was looking to calm myself down after this session by masterbating. But i already masterbated during the session when i was doing well in the Double Shootout. Now i cant do much masterbating. WOW i shulda just waited omfg. Now im gonna go eat some [censored] food

[fybpm]

you're so bad it hurts my face. you suck stop playing poker

[BowToYourSensei]

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why are u still here?

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Go [censored] ur mom u scum

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[absoludicrous]

Tournament poker isn't real poker, please post real poker hands.