Sat in the front row last night of the Phillies/Nats baseball game

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Brag – Went to the Nationals/Phillies game last night and sat in the first row behind the dugout
Variance – It was a Nationals game at RFK
Brag – Put my feet and beer on top of the dugout
Beat – Security repeatedly yelled at me and told me to take my beer and feet off the dugout
Brag – Caught a game-used ball Ryan Howard tossed into the stands after the Phillies turned an inning ending double play
Brag – Flirted with a hot Nationals t-shirt girl
Brag – She came back to my seat after she was done working to give me a free shirt
Beat – I did not get her number
Variance – She looked like she was 16