Brag: I'm so good they think I'm cheating

[jschell]

Takes exactly 11 hands for this dude to conclude from my expert play that I must be cheating.

Cliff notes at the end.


... 4 hands without a flop ...


Full Tilt Poker Game #3138354338: Table Pear (heads up) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:09:43 ET - 2007/08/03
Seat 1: neoevolution ($39.75)
Seat 2: jschell ($179.20)
jschell posts the small blind of $0.50
neoevolution posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jschell [Td Th]
jschell raises to $3
neoevolution calls $2
*** FLOP *** [7c Tc 8s]
neoevolution checks
jschell bets $4
neoevolution calls $4
*** TURN *** [7c Tc 8s] [9s]
neoevolution checks
jschell bets $9
neoevolution folds
Uncalled bet of $9 returned to jschell
jschell mucks
jschell wins the pot ($13.50)
neoevolution: lol


Full Tilt Poker Game #3138356610: Table Pear (heads up) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:10:02 ET - 2007/08/03
Seat 1: neoevolution ($32.75)
Seat 2: jschell ($185.70)
neoevolution: nh
neoevolution posts the small blind of $0.50
jschell posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jschell [7h Qh]
neoevolution calls $0.50
jschell checks
*** FLOP *** [8s 6h 8d]
neoevolution: sickening
jschell checks
neoevolution checks
*** TURN *** [8s 6h 8d] [Td]
neoevolution: my set
jschell bets $2
neoevolution folds
Uncalled bet of $2 returned to jschell
jschell mucks
jschell wins the pot ($1.90)


Full Tilt Poker Game #3138359007: Table Pear (heads up) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:10:23 ET - 2007/08/03
Seat 1: neoevolution ($31.75)
Seat 2: jschell ($186.60)
jschell posts the small blind of $0.50
neoevolution posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jschell [Qc Jc]
neoevolution: ur gut
neoevolution: lol
jschell raises to $3
neoevolution folds
Uncalled bet of $2 returned to jschell
jschell mucks
jschell wins the pot ($2)
neoevolution: gg


Full Tilt Poker Game #3138360070: Table Pear (heads up) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:10:31 ET - 2007/08/03
Seat 1: neoevolution ($30.75)
Seat 2: jschell ($187.60)
neoevolution posts the small blind of $0.50
jschell posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jschell [Kh 5c]
neoevolution calls $0.50
jschell checks
*** FLOP *** [Ad 6s 8s]
jschell checks
neoevolution: full tilt has decreed
neoevolution: gnight
neoevolution bets $1
jschell folds
Uncalled bet of $1 returned to neoevolution
neoevolution mucks
neoevolution wins the pot ($1.90)


... neoevolution wins a small pot on the river without showdown ...


Full Tilt Poker Game #3138365196: Table Pear (heads up) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:11:14 ET - 2007/08/03
Seat 1: neoevolution ($38.15)
Seat 2: jschell ($179.60)
neoevolution posts the small blind of $0.50
jschell posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jschell [Js 3h]
neoevolution raises to $2
jschell folds
Uncalled bet of $1 returned to neoevolution
neoevolution mucks
neoevolution wins the pot ($2)[/b]


Full Tilt Poker Game #3138366119: Table Pear (heads up) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:11:22 ET - 2007/08/03
Seat 1: neoevolution ($39.15)
Seat 2: jschell ($178.60)
jschell posts the small blind of $0.50
neoevolution posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jschell [6h 4h]
neoevolution: good to see ur cheating as eell
jschell raises to $3
neoevolution: well
neoevolution folds
Uncalled bet of $2 returned to jschell
jschell mucks
jschell wins the pot ($2)


... jschell wins the blinds ...


Full Tilt Poker Game #3138368047: Table Pear (heads up) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:11:37 ET - 2007/08/03
Seat 1: neoevolution ($37.65)
Seat 2: jschell ($180.10)
jschell posts the small blind of $0.50
neoevolution posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jschell [7c 8s]
jschell raises to $3
neoevolution: its quite prevalent here
neoevolution folds
Uncalled bet of $2 returned to jschell
jschell mucks
jschell wins the pot ($2)


Full Tilt Poker Game #3138369063: Table Pear (heads up) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:11:46 ET - 2007/08/03
Seat 1: neoevolution ($36.65)
Seat 2: jschell ($181.10)
neoevolution posts the small blind of $0.50
jschell posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jschell [3h 7h]
neoevolution: must be easy software to hack and master
neoevolution folds
jschell: wtf are you talking about
Uncalled bet of $0.50 returned to jschell
jschell mucks
jschell wins the pot ($1)


Full Tilt Poker Game #3138370496: Table Pear (heads up) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:11:58 ET - 2007/08/03
Seat 1: neoevolution ($36.15)
Seat 2: jschell ($181.60)
jschell posts the small blind of $0.50
neoevolution posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jschell [4c 6h]
neoevolution: riiiiight
jschell raises to $3
neoevolution calls $2
*** FLOP *** [5d Kd 2s]
neoevolution checks
jschell bets $4
neoevolution calls $4
*** TURN *** [5d Kd 2s] [6s]
neoevolution checks
jschell: yep, i can see your cards
jschell bets $9
neoevolution folds
Uncalled bet of $9 returned to jschell
jschell mucks
jschell wins the pot ($13.50)


Full Tilt Poker Game #3138373105: Table Pear (heads up) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:12:20 ET - 2007/08/03
Seat 1: neoevolution ($29.15)
Seat 2: jschell ($188.10)
neoevolution posts the small blind of $0.50
jschell posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jschell [8d Kh]
neoevolution calls $0.50
jschell checks
*** FLOP *** [3d Kd Qd]
jschell bets $2
neoevolution raises to $4
jschell raises to $11
neoevolution folds
Uncalled bet of $7 returned to jschell
jschell mucks
neoevolution: lol
jschell wins the pot ($9.50)


Full Tilt Poker Game #3138375451: Table Pear (heads up) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:12:39 ET - 2007/08/03
Seat 1: neoevolution ($24.15)
Seat 2: jschell ($192.60)
jschell posts the small blind of $0.50
neoevolution posts the big blind of $1
neoevolution: yea
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jschell [Td 8h]
jschell raises to $3
neoevolution folds
Uncalled bet of $2 returned to jschell
jschell mucks
jschell wins the pot ($2)


Full Tilt Poker Game #3138376488: Table Pear (heads up) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:12:48 ET - 2007/08/03
Seat 1: neoevolution ($23.15)
Seat 2: jschell ($193.60)
neoevolution posts the small blind of $0.50
jschell posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jschell [2s Qs]
neoevolution calls $0.50
jschell checks
*** FLOP *** [3h 4s 3s]
jschell bets $2
neoevolution calls $2
*** TURN *** [3h 4s 3s] [Tc]
jschell bets $4
neoevolution calls $4
*** RIVER *** [3h 4s 3s Tc] [6s]
jschell bets $9
neoevolution calls $9
*** SHOW DOWN ***
jschell shows [2s Qs] a flush, Queen high
neoevolution mucks [Ad 4d]
jschell wins the pot ($31.50) with a flush, Queen high


Full Tilt Poker Game #3138379414: Table Pear (heads up) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:13:13 ET - 2007/08/03
Seat 1: neoevolution ($7.15)
Seat 2: jschell ($209.10)
jschell posts the small blind of $0.50
neoevolution posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jschell [5s 2h]
neoevolution: jesus christ
jschell folds
Uncalled bet of $0.50 returned to neoevolution
neoevolution mucks
neoevolution wins the pot ($1)


Full Tilt Poker Game #3138380175: Table Pear (heads up) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:13:19 ET - 2007/08/03
Seat 1: neoevolution ($7.65)
Seat 2: jschell ($208.60)
neoevolution posts the small blind of $0.50
jschell posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jschell [7c 7h]
neoevolution calls $0.50
jschell checks
*** FLOP *** [3d 4d Qd]
jschell bets $2
neoevolution calls $2
*** TURN *** [3d 4d Qd] [5c]
jschell checks
neoevolution bets $4.65, and is all in
jschell calls $4.65
neoevolution shows [6h 5h]
jschell shows [7c 7h]
*** RIVER *** [3d 4d Qd 5c] [Qc]
neoevolution shows two pair, Queens and Fives
jschell shows two pair, Queens and Sevens
jschell wins the pot ($14.80) with two pair, Queens and Sevens
neoevolution: lol
neoevolution is sitting out


Cliff Notes: Dude flops a set, concludes Hero turned a str8 despite Hero having top set. Hero folds BB to a raise which must have been Dude having AA. Dude concludes Hero hacked FTP software and is cheating.

[JediMyndTrik]

Tell him to move down in limits, cause the cheaters are only at the really high tables like .50/1

[minnesotasam]

Lolololol I've played this guy and he accused me as well, rofl.

[Speel Posher]

so not only is he dumb enough to think that FTP is corrupted, but after he thinks that, he still plays there?

i want to meet this guy because he definately seems like a window licker to me.