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Old 10-08-2007, 06:02 PM
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Default Re: Wife Cheats On Me So I Hide In Her Trunk

what if she wasnt cheating then found you randomly in her trunk?
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Old 10-08-2007, 06:03 PM
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Default Re: Wife Cheats On Me So I Hide In Her Trunk

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Well it just makes you come off as a huge pompous douchebag, tbh.

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After re-reading it, perhaps that is how it came across. Def not my intention.

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honestly i though it was pretty funny

mostly exactly because you come across as a pompous douchebag

which is funny stuff imo
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Old 10-08-2007, 06:04 PM
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counseling would be a good idea imo

probably individual and the 2 of you
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Old 10-08-2007, 06:05 PM
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what if she wasnt cheating then found you randomly in her trunk?

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Once you commit to spending 3+ hours in a trunk, you are already 100% there is cheating going on.
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Old 10-08-2007, 06:06 PM
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couldn't he just yell "Surprise!!" and hope she went for it?
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Old 10-08-2007, 06:06 PM
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Default Re: Wife Cheats On Me So I Hide In Her Trunk

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AND HOW DID YOU GET OUT OF THE TRUNK?

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I put a bunch of double-sided duct tape on the part of the trunk where it closes/locks. So it appeared to be fully closed but it wasnt locked.

Also when I was inside I did notice the trunk release.
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Old 10-08-2007, 06:07 PM
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[censored] her in the ass.. then jizz all over her face.. then say have a nice life baby.
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Old 10-08-2007, 06:08 PM
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couldn't he just yell "Surprise!!" and hope she went for it?

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Lmao, that was pretty much my line of thinking.
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Old 10-08-2007, 06:08 PM
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Also when I was inside I did notice the trunk release.

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Mine glows in the dark. After three hours in a dark trunk I'd begin to wonder if it was some sort of deep-sea angler fish. Also there would have been drugs
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Old 10-08-2007, 06:09 PM
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[censored] her in the ass.. then jizz all over her face.. then say have a nice life baby.

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She already lets me jizz on her face. Any other ideas?
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