Truth about poker

Dozer60 · #1 06-27-2007, 11:39 AM

1. Online poker is rigged. The only cards that are NOT random are the ones in your hand. The house manipulates these cards to keep tables full and the rake up. As in slots there is only 1 true winner the House. The house gives new accounts and poor players good cards to keep tables full, otherwise if the cards were all random it would be boring. Bull%%%% about the house not rigging is for gullables or site shills(pitchman). 2. Poker is simple, nothing complicated, here it is. If it is not a pair and less than 10 fold. add A suited and suited connectors. the rest is called gambling. Poker is simple, prove me wrong explain why the game is not simple(they can't). they want you to believe the game is hard and out of your reach- it is to their advantage. Those that do not believe in conspiracy are fair game for those who conspire.

JavaNut · #2 06-27-2007, 12:01 PM

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Those that do not believe in conspiracy are fair game for those who conspire.

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And those that believe in conspiracy theories are fair game for those that invented the conspiracy theories to do the real cover up, ie. the Martians, Betelguesians or even the Thetans.

Troll? Or just a loser? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Skallagrim · #3 06-27-2007, 12:12 PM

Troll

PocketElevens · #4 06-27-2007, 12:13 PM

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As in slots there is only 1 true winner the House.

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All this time I really believed there was such thing as winning online players. All these "Pros" have been pulling the wool over my eyes.
I feel like such an idiot.

ricksonbyarmbar · #5 06-27-2007, 01:47 PM

nobody who is good at poker and wins belives that. I can say with full certanty, that you are a loosing poker player.

XxGeneralxX · #6 06-27-2007, 02:56 PM

thank you for your insight. you are wise beyond your years.

lengthy · #7 06-27-2007, 03:10 PM

damn. I quit....

Da Sens Fan · #8 06-27-2007, 03:24 PM

ahhhh dang, you made me snarf my coke outta my nose. I need a good laugh this morning, thank you sir.

evagaba · #9 06-27-2007, 03:58 PM

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If it is not a pair and less than 10 fold.

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Theeeeeeere is my leak. Thanks man.

Jeff76 · #10 06-27-2007, 04:02 PM

I'm glad the house has chosen me to be a winner [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]