beat: David Beckham

[omgitsmatt]

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he's old, washed up and is 100x better than the average MLS player



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[CaptainBusto]

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From Wiki:

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Soccer ("football" in most of the world outside of the United States) is a complicated game in which both sides attempt to bore the audience to sleep by not scoring. Additional points are awarded for womanly behavior including but not limited to: pretending to be hurt severely when you really just stubbed your toe, wearing your hair like a huge pussy, and being David Beckham. While soccer is incredibly popular in much of the world, it is clearly inferior to real sports like boxing and drunken boxing. Several respected statistical institutions have conducted surveys that revealed that the average soccer player has only one testicle and a significantly smaller penis than even the most poorly endowed Asian male. The only good thing to come out of soccer ever was when that dude headbutted that other dude and knocked his bitch ass down.

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its funny because its true.

[rothko]

mmm, so jealous . . .



. . . of that girl

[LionelHutz00]

omg soccer is so gay because jim rome says so

[rothko]

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omg soccer is so gay because jim rome says so

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not that there's anything wrong with that

[keikiwai]

Beckham sucks cause he will never inspire gifs the likes of these:

[rothko]

lol, hadn't seen either of those.

[CrushinFelt]

[killsadie]

[BowToYourSensei]

i don't know why you say goodbye, i say hello