Online lingo talk translator

[Conspire]

http://joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp

Try this, see if you like it sucka!


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[theAMOG]

jaa dis here seems fine ass decent, it'snot exactly what ah wuz looking fo' but it do gots potential dat iz fo' sure an don't make me pull mah gat!

[DblBarrelJ]

Found it!

[Golden_Rhino]

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Try this, see if you like it sucka!


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Try dis here, see if ya like it sucka! all ye damn hood ratz..

[DblBarrelJ]

myn truly L%kz lIk a 12 yr old

[theAMOG]

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Found it!

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NAH TAHT WAS PRETY CLOSE BUT IMO THES HER3 SI EXACTLEY WUT I WAS LOKNG FOR!!1!!1!1 WTF LOL
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[DblBarrelJ]

THES WEBSIET SI TEH [censored] MAN!!1!!1111!1 OMG LOL

[theAMOG]

The English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator is copyright © 2000-2006 Lucas Longley. Please don't blatantly steal it, even though I know of several sites that already have.

lol, let's steal it ldo.

[theAMOG]

K WEL IMM OF 2 BD GUYS IMM FUL FROM AL DA TURKEY AND I GOT A BIG DAY OF GMBLNG AWAY LOTS OF MONEIS 2MOROW I NED MAH SLEP!!11!!11 OMG GODNIGHT AND GODBL3S!!!!!1! WTF LOL

[DblBarrelJ]

DAVID SKLANSKYS POST IN BUSIENS AND FINANCE TRANSLAETD LDO

!1!!11! LOL

HERES DA LINK


1!111111!! WTF LOL AS ALRAADY DISCUSED LOK AT COMPANEIS WITHOUT KNOWNG THEYRE S2K PRIEC UES UR FUNDMENTAL ANALYSIS SKIL 2 ESTIMAET DA FARE PRIEC OF DA S2K!11!1!1 OMG LOL AND CONSIEDR BUYNG OR SHORTNG IF THEYRE SI A FARELEY LARGE DISCR3PANCY!1!!111 OMG WTF LOL BUT IF TEH DISCREPENCY SI NEAR DA BORD3R OF UR CRIETRIA STAY AWAY FROM DA TRAED IF U DONT HAEV A PR3TY GOD IEDA Y DA MARKAT SI CAUSNG THES DISCREPANCY!!!1!1 OMG LOL

2!!!11!1! OMG WTF LOL MOR3 IMPORTANLEY (I THINK) SI 2 B WILNG 2 BT ON DISCR3PANCEIS TAHT DO NOT QUIET MET UR NORMAL REQUIERMENTS 2 INVEST IF U THINK U HAEV A PRATY GOD IEDA Y TEH MARKAT SI INCOR3CTLEY CAUSNG THES DISCR3PANCY!1!!1 OMG WTF DA FUDY DUDY FAS ON THES FORUM R ALRAADY USNG TEH FIRST STRAETGY BUT RAERLEY TEH SECOND ON3!!11!!!!1 OMG BUT TEH S3COND ON3 HAS 2 WORK IF THAY R AVAN HALF AS SMART AS THEY THINK THAY AER

3!!11!!1!! OMG DONT MAEK DA CRIETRIA FOR PIKNG S2X 2 CONSIEDR B TEH ONAS U R MOST AEDPT AT ANALYZNG BUT RATH3R LET TH3M COMA FROM A BASK3T OF S2X TAHT FOR ONA R3ASON OR OTHER TEH PUBLIC SI LEAST AEDPT AT ANALYZNG!!1!1!!! OMG WTF TRY 2 FIND S2X TAHT HAEV SOME ASPACT 2 THAM TAHT WIL PR3DICTIBLEY MAEK THEM OVERVALUED OR UND3RVALU3D!!!1!!!! OMG WTF LIEK I DID WIT SCHWAB AND TAESR!!11!!! WTF IF U CAN GET SKILAD AT THES ANT3RPRIES OFTAN AS MUCH ART AS SCEINC3 U DONT 3VEN NED 2 HAEV FA ABILITY 2 HAEV AN EDGA IN TH3SA BTS!1!!1!!!! WTF LOL BUT HAVNG TAHT ABILITY WIL OF COURS3 INCR3AES UR 3DGE!!!!!1 (AS OF NOW I HAEV NO IEDA HOW OFTEN A S2K SI MISPRIECD DUE 2 RAASONS TAHT AN ASTUT3 INV3S2R SHUD B ABLE 2 PIK OUT!!!11!! MAH P3RSONAL ACONOMIC SITUATION HAD BEN SUCH TAHT I F3LT IT WASNT WORTH LOKNG IN2!!!11! LOL TAHT MAY HAEV CHANG3D)

4!1!11!! OMG WTF LOL THES FOURTH TECHNIQUE UNLIEK TEH FIRST THRE SI PLAYNG WIT FIER!!!1! BUT IMM 2LD IT WORKS!!!!!1 WTF TEH JIST OF IT WAS FIRST BROUGHT 2 MAH ATENTION BY A W3IRD BOK WRITAN FORTY Y3ARS AGO CALAD HORS3 S3NS3 BY SOMAONE NMED FABRICAND!1!1!11!1 WTF HE WAS A MATHMATICAN WHO L8R WROT3 A SIMILAR BOK ABOUT TEH S2K MARKET WHICH I WAS ALSO 2LD WORKS!!111! WTF LOL BUT IT SI MOR3 ILUSTRATIEV 2 TOK ABOUT TEH HORS3 BOK

AFTER!111!11 OMG LOL CONDUCTNG RESEARCH ABOUT THOSANDS OF HORS3 RAECS HE CMA 2 DA CONCLUSION TAHT A C3RTANE TYPA OF BT SHOWED A LONG RUN PROFIT!1!!!! WTF LOL ALTHOUGH HE GAEV A F3W VARIATIONS AND AXCAPTIONS DA BT IN A NUTSH3L WAS A WIN BT ON DA FAVORIET WHAN AT LEAST ON3 OTHAR HORS3 WAS SIMILAR 2 IT

H3!!!11 OMG TH3N W3NT ON 2 GIEV A WHOLE SL3W OF VERY PR3CIES COMPLEX AND CONVOLUTAD RULAS (BAESD ON TEH INFORMATION IN DA DALEY RACNG FORM) 2 DETARMIEN WHETH3R U CUD CAL TWO HORSES SIMILAR!!1!1 WTF SOME WERA RILLY WAIRD!!!!1!1! OMG WTF LOL FOR INSTANC3 THEY BCME MOR3 SIMILAR IF THEIR ODS WERE MORA DISIMILAR!1!!!! WTF IN OTHAR WORDS IF TEH FAVORIET WAS 6-5 AND DA 5-2 S3COND CHOIEC DID NOT QUIET MET TEH STANDARDS OF SIMILARITY IT AL OF A SUD3N DID IF IT MOV3D UP 2 WUT????? OMG LOL WAS GONG ON HERA??!??? LOL HA DIDNT 3XPLANE Y THES METHOD WORK3D AND HE IMPLEID H3 DIDNT KNOW HIMSELF!1!!111! OMG WTF LOL HE JUST SADE TAHT HA HAD HIGHLEY STATISTICALY SIGNIFICANT RESULTS WIT DA MATHOD

HE!1!11! WTF EV3N ADMIT3D TAHT HE DIDNT RILLY KNOW HOW 2 HANDICAP
THA!1!!11!1 OMG ONLEY THNG HE EXPLANE3D AT AL WAS TAHT HA STUK 2 FAVORIETS B/C THEYRE INHERENT DISADVANTAEG IF BT RANDOMLEY WAS MUCH SMALAR THAN DA OTHER HORSES

M3ANWHIEL!!1!1 AGANE MULTIPLE SOURC3S 2LD M3 HIS M3THOD SHOWED A NIEC PROFIT AND A GIANT IMPROVAMENT OVER RANDOM BTNG

IT!11!!11 LOL 2K ME A COUPLE OF R3ADNGS 2 RAALIEZ WUT WAS GONG ON BUT THAN IT HIT M3!!!!1! OMG WTF WHATH3R FABRICAND HIMSALF REALIEZD IT OR NOT HIS STRANGE RULAS WERE DESIGN3D NOT 2 PR3DICT HOW LIEKLEY A HORS3 WAS 2 WIN BUT RATH3R 2 PRADICT TEH ODS DA PUBLIC WUD MAEK IT!1111 WTF THEYRE SI OF COURSA A HIGH CORALATION BUT TAHT WAS IR3LAVENT 2 HIM

IN!!111! OMG ASENCA WUT HE HAD DISCOVAR3D WAS TEH SIMPL3 FACT TAHT HORS3S ESPECIALY FAVORIETS TAHT WERE LOWAR PRIECS THAN WUT ONE WUD PREDICT BAESD ON DA DALEY RACNG FORM WERA MUCH MOR3 LIEKLEY 2 WIN TH3N DA PR3RAEC PREDICTION

IN!!!1!! OMG WTF OTHER WORDS IF U R AN AXP3RT AT PR3DICTNG TEH PUBLIC ODS ON DA 2T3BOARD AND U PR3DICT TH3Y WIL B 5-2 (MEANNG TEH PUBLIC THINKS IT WIL WIN ABOUT 25% TAEKOUT ADJUST3D) AND DA ACTUAL ODS R 3-2 (MEANNG DA PUBLIC MAEKS IT ABOUT 35%) DA ACTUAL WINNG CHANCES R ABOUT 43%!!1!!!! OMG WTF THES SI AN AS2UNDNG INCR3AES IN CHANC3S YET FABRICAND SUPOSEDLEY FOUND ABOUT ONA RAEC OUT OF NIEN WH3R3 THES OCURED

NOW!!!!111 LOL FABRICANDS SYNDROME SI WEL KNOWN IN SOM3 CAESS!11!!! OMG LOL NMALEY WHAN HIGH PRIEC HORSES R SIGNIFICANTLEY BT DOWN!!!11 LOL HOW3VER THOS3 BTS R OFTEN BAD ONES AS TEH PUBLIC OFTAN JUMPS ON THEM AND DRIEVS TEH PRIEC FURTHER DOWN 2 MINUS EVLAND!1!!!!! WTF BUT TEH SITUATIONS FABRICAND FOUND W3R3 LES OBVIOS AND THUS LAS LIEK 2 BCOMA S3LF NON FULFILNG

ONA!1!1!!111 WTF INTER3STNG QUESTION REGARDNG HORS3 S3NS3 WAS TEH ALGORITHMIC NATUR3 OF TEH RULAS H3 WAS USNG 2 PR3DICT (ALTHOUGH HE DIDNT R3ALIEZ HIMSELF HE WAS DONG THIS) WUT A HORSES ODS NORMALY WUD B (OR 2 B MOR3 PR3CIES WH3THER TH3Y NORMALY WUD B ABOUT TEH SME AS ANOTH3R GOD HORS3 IN DA RAEC)!111!!1!1 OMG WTF LOL WUD AN EXPERT HANDICAP3R DO AVAN BT3R AT THES TASK????! WTF WHO KNOWS??!?!!!? WTF LOL BUT WE DO KNOW TAHT TAHT EXPERTIES WASNT RAQUIERD!!11! WTF AND IT STIL CME UP WIT INSAEN ADGE SWNGS!!!!!!!! TAHT WUD L3AD ME 2 BLEIVE TAHT IN DA SHORT RUN UNTIL LOTS OF PEOPLA LEARN IT THEIR MIGHT B ALGORITHMIC RULES FOR PR3DICTNG WUT PRIEC TEH PUBLIC WIL MAEK A S2K!1!!11 OMG LOL MAKNG IT EASEIR 2 FOLOW TEH STRAETGEIS IN THES THRAAD

SO!1!11! OMG WTF LETS GAT 2 THES FOURTH STRAETGY!!!!1!!1! WTF A DANGEROS ONE TAHT I HAEV Y3T 2 UES!111!1! OMG BUT EXPECT 2 IF I GET DEPER IN2 THES GME!!!!!!1 WTF LOL BUT BFORE I MANTION IT I WANT 2 RAMIND U OF WUT I JUST WROT3!!!111! OMG WTF LOL FABRICAND FOUND HORS3S TAHT H3 EXPECTED 2 GO OF AT 5-2 TAHT HA WUD LOSE ON IF HE 2K THOSA ODS BUT WUD WIN ON IF THAY W3RE 3-2!1!11!!! OMG WTF (2 MAEK THNGS CL3AR THES DIDNT INCLUDA AV3RY TIEM A HORSE WAS UNAXPECTEDLEY LOW!11!1!11 OMG LOL MOST RAECS TEH PREDICTION OF SIMILARITY WAS 2 FUZY 2 JUMP ON DISCR3PANCEIS)

ANYWAY!111!!1 OMG LOL M3THOD FOUR DOAS NOT INVOLVE BTNG ON S2X WHER3 U CAN FIGUR3 OUT Y TEH MARKER DO3SNT AGRE WIT UR EVALUATION!!!1! WTF BUT RATH3R BTNG ON S2X WHERE U HAEV NO IEDA Y THERE PRIEC SI DIFER3NT FROM WUT U PR3DICTAD IT WUD B!!!11 WTF IRONICALY U DONT WANT 2 BT ON S2X TAHT R FAR AWAY FROM TAHT PR3DICTION B/C TAHT HAS ALREADY ATRACT3D UNWANT3D AT3NTION!1!1!!! OMG WTF LIEK DA HIGH PRIECD BT DOWN HORS3!1!!!1!!! WTF IF U R NOT A FUNDMANTAL ANALYST AND MAH TH3ORY SI COR3CT (WHICH I ADMIT IM UNCERTANE OF) U SHUD STIL DO WAL IF UR PRADICTION TAELNTS R THERE!1!1!!1 LOL BUT IT SI BTAR STIL IF U R A FA

HER3!!111 OMG LOL SI AN 3XMPLE!11!!!!!1 U R A FA WHO CAN ALSO PR3DICT WUT A S2X MARKET PRIEC CUD B EXP3CTED 2 B!111111! OMG WTF U THINK THES ON3 WIL B 80!1!!11 OMG WTF LOL BUT IT SI 69!11!!1! LOL FOR NO R3ASON U CAN DISCERN!1!1!11 OMG FABRICAND SAYS THES SI ANOUGH 2 SHORT IT!!!!1 OMG U DO UR ANALYSIS AND THINK IT SHUD B 59!11!1 OMG LOL WITHOUT FABRICAND AND M3 THES SI 2 CLOS3 A CAL!111!111 LOL BUT THES SHORT FITS IN WIT DA S3COND PART OF #1 ABOVA SO U DO IT!1111!! OMG LOL SLM DUNK!1!111 HOW CAN IT NOT B?????!? OMG WTF LOL BUT NOTIEC TAHT IF U THINK TEH S2K SHUD B 59 AND U PR3DICT3D IT WUD B 80 IT MAANS U CAN AXPLANE Y DA MARKAT SI MISPRICNG IT (ALTHOUGH NOT AS MUCH AS U THOUGHT) IN UR 3Y3S!111!!!! LOL IF U CUDNT U WUDNT HAEV MAED UR 80 PREDICTION

BUT!1!1!!!! WTF LOL WUT ABOUT IF U U WUD (WITHOUT FIRM CONVICTION) ESTIMAET TEH S2K AS BNG WORTH ABOUT $80!!1!11!1 WTF TEH SM3 PRIEC U THOUGHT DA MARKAT WUD MAEK IT!11!!1! OMG LOL OR WUT ABOUT IF U FEL U R UNQUALIFEID 2 PROPERLEY ANALYZE TEH COMPANY (BUT QUALIFEID 2 PREDICT WUT A S2K LIEK THES WUD NORMALY SEL FOR)!1!1!!1!1 WTF IN THOS3 CAESS (R3MAMBR IT CANT B 2 OBVIOS) FABRICAND WUD SAY TAHT U SHUD STIL SHORT IT!!!11!!!1 IMM GUESNG HE SI RIGHT

FOR!!!!!11 THOSE WHO DONT WANT 2 WAED THROUGH AL THES LETS PUT IT MORE SIMPLEY!1!!111! GAT GOD AT PREDICTNG WUT 2 EXPECT TEH MARKET WIL MAEK A S2K PRIEC!!1!!1! OMG WTF IF U R RIGHT AND U DISAGRE AND U KNOW WUT U R DONG U HAEV A CARTANE 3DGE!!11! OMG WTF LOL AND DONT B AFRADE 2 JUMP ON MODERAET DISCR3PANCEIS!1!11!!!1 LOL BUT IF TEH PRIEC SI UNEXPACTED B MUCH MORE CAERFUL!1!11 OMG LOL UNLAS TEH SURPRISNG PRIEC SI PARTIALY L3ANNG 2WARD U VALU3

IF!11!111! OMG WTF LOL U WANT 2 PLAY A LITL3 FAST3R AND LOSER U CAN TRY GONG FURTH3R WIT THNGS AS LONG AS U CAN FIND SURPRISNG PRIECS!!1!1 LOL SORT OF LIEK WUT SOME PEOPL3 CAL TRAP LIENS IN FOTBAL!!!1!!! OMG WTF IF U FIND SUCH A SURPRISNG PRIEC (BUT NOT 2 SURPRISNG SINC3 AV3RYBODY SES TAHT) TEH IEDA WUD B 2 BT WIT DA MARKET!1!!!!1 OMG LOL TEH OPOSIET WAY AS COMON SENSE AND UR INCLINATION!!!!! OMG DONT MAEK THES BT IF U HAEV STRONG FELNGS ABOUT TEH MARKETS 3ROR!1!!!11 WTF BUT IF THES WAS A S2K TAHT U HAD HERE2FORA IGNOR3D B/C U RAETD IT ABOUT TEH SM3 WAY TAHT U HAD PRADICTED TEH MARK3T WUD U SHUD MAYB IGNOR3 UR CURSORY OPINION AND BT DA OTH3R WAY!1111! WTF LOL IF U HAEV A LITL3 INCLINATION AS 2 Y DA MARKET MAY HAEV THES WUT SURPRISNG PRIEC BTER YET!!111 OMG WTF

THIS LAST T3CHNIQUE SI DESIGNAD 2 SQUEZE OUT EVARY BIT OF PROFIT FROM UR TAELNT 2 JUDGE WUT A S2K PRIEC SI EXPECTED 2 B!1!1!111 OMG WTF LOL IF U CAN DO TAHT AND A S2K SI WUT U 3XPECTED AND IT SI B/C OF FLAEWD RAASONS U HAEV A CL3AR PLAY!11!1!! WTF LOL BUT IN THEORY U OUGHT 2 HAEV GOD BTS WHEN TEH PRIEC SI UN 3XPECTED AND U DONT KNOW DA REASON (OR U HAEV AN INKLNG OF DA R3ASON AND IT MAEKS S3NS3)!!1!1!!! OMG WTF THES SI A MUCH MOR3 TIKLISH STRAETGY THOUGH!!11! OMG WTF SO DONT TRY IT AT HOM3!11!11!1 OR BLME ME IF IT ISNT WORKNG FOR U!!!!11 OMG WTF